1. What’s up with all the drastic moves concerning my favorite athletes (some of whom are inarguably cute). First, there was football’s Doug Flutie being shuttled to San Diego from Buffalo (although I prayed for him to be a Chicago Bear again). Now, one of the few good (read: hunky) reasons to watch baseball is gone. The Baltimore Orioles have dropped Brady Anderson—and I think I’m gonna cry. Check out why Brady gets lots of hearts racing at Allison’s Brady Anderson site (members.aol.com/alisonb752/index.html). 2. Yes, I have to turn the spotlight on my favorite plush-lipped, knife-collecting, blood vial-wearing, married bisexual—Angelina Jolie. Absolutely Angelina Jolie (www.absolutely.net/jolie/index.htm) has free downloads and news you can use. However, the most fascinating aspect of this site has to be the hundreds of photos of this beautiful and intriguing creature.
3. Get your Madonna condoms! (No, I’m not kidding.) Condomania (www.condomania.com) has those special prophylactics for those times when you’re not feeling like a virgin—and they have a whole lot more! There are news items (“Madonna Took DNA Test to Determine Father of Lourdes”), lubricants, bath items (like Total Bitch shimmer cream—and I know people who must have slathered themselves in that), and kinky novelties. (By the way, there are even red, white, and blue condoms if you’re feeling patriotic.)