Mercury, the winged messenger of news and gossip, hot foots it into sociable Libra and makes every thought and opinion a diplomatic charmer. Let’s massage our loose tongue and use it for more strategic purposes. Posture makes perfect!
ARIES The idea of being out and about without an attractive bookend is anathema. But gay Rams would suffer embarrassment if others knew. Hey; your big secret is Out: They already know … and they are trying to fix you up. Try to act surprised, OK?
TAURUS Queer Bulls can maximize their efforts with good planning. The secret is to extend your excellent vibes into all areas of your life, not just work. All work and no play makes this randy Bull just another side of beef in need of tenderizing.
GEMINI Rainbow Twins are electrified and electrifying as fun and creative ideas merge and glow. Connect to a few community grids and see how hot you can burn. But take things slowly; surges in power lead to blackouts … or a lost weekend. What a way to go!!
CANCER Your mind is sparked with great home decorating and entertaining ideas. Libra energy also provides the social buzz so get your blackberry out and add a few sweetened dates. You’ll be baking in no time. Who will be the first to taste a slice, pink Crab?
LEO What is it about proud Lions that lead them to think that their opinions are the final word on the subject? You are now the mouth that roars. What ideas are percolating, pardner? Let them overflow. Hmm, sound familiar??
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VIRGO Thoughts quickly turn to money as Mercury steps into spendthrift Libra. Queer Virgins usually know how to stretch a dollar so use this time to stretch it to the outer limits and enjoy life a little. Display your assets but be sure you get what you pay for.
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LIBRA Gracious pink Libras know exactly what to say at the exact right time to make the crowds roar with ecstasy. But because it comes so easily now, there is a tendency to fall into lazy patterns and become an insufferable petulant diva. So this is new??
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SCORPIO Mercury ambles into Libra and recharges your intuition. Proud Scorps feel that they have all the answers, as whispered to them by wilde untamed cosmic spirits. But consider the source. Frankly dear, I don’t think Reverend Wildmon is dating Tom Delay.
SAGITTARIUS Gay Archers are suddenly on the top of everyone’s ‘must do’ list and your social calendar fills to bursting. Be careful of what you wish pardner; you begin to feel like a slab of tired old rump roast. Pace yourself and remain a tenderloin.
CAPRICORN As strategic Mercury climbs into charismatic Libra, pink Caps find they can fulfill their corporate manifest destiny with choice words to the powers-that-be. Place yourself strategically and let your natural political abilities run free. A stuffed shirt is born!
AQUARIUS There is nothing that eggs an aware Aqueerian on more than the opportunity to change the world. Mercury in Libra enables you to turn heads and sway opinions. Present your thoughts globally through the internet or other mass media. Leave out the burps.
PISCES Dear Abby, I can’t concentrate on anything but sex, including my hygiene. Wealthy lovers avoid me and every stray dog tries to mount me. How can I attract one with the best bottom … line? Dear Guppie, Mercury is in shallow Libra. Don’t worry, this shall pass.
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