TV of the Week

‘Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’ new episodes — Amy

Movie of the Week

Tom Cruise in ‘The Last Samurai’ — Amy

Gift of the Week

Spa Certificate from Om for the Home. Everyone loves to be pampered. It’s the perfect gift for the holiday.

Over 50 Hot Guy of the Week

Sting. He keeps getting better – Kirk

Is there one? – Kim

Sean Connery – Sukie

Vincent Riotta (Signor Martini in ‘Under the Tuscan Sun’). I’m not sure if he’s over 50 (though I’d guess he’s close) — but he is one hot Italian Stallion. Woof! — Bill

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TASteless Riddle of the week

What’s black and comes in little white cans? If you don’t know the answer, ask me when you see me— graysong

Noise of the Week

The buzz of my aquarium filter motor — Kirk

‘In the Zone’ by Britney Spears – Amy

Fantasy Fuck of the Week

Bugs Bunny — Sukie

My baby … she is out of town — Kim

Hedda Hopper – Beauty School Dropout

Dog of the Week

Sadie just got groomed and smells real good — Kim

Brian from The Family Guy — Sukie

Coolest Parking Lot of the Week

The Golden Angel Diner on Montrose & Lincoln — Guru Tantric Rapture

Weinstein Brothers Funeral Home – Beauty School Dropout

Animation of the Week

Dan Crowley’s new strip – Kirk

Great Shame of the Week

Gov. Schwarzenegger – Kirk

Absurd Quote of the Week

“I fucked him so hard, he changed his name.” – Kirk