A pride parade of planets—Mars, Pluto, the Sun and Jupiter—square off this week and set off a chain of events. Our will to achieve soars and the world expands to fit our dreams. See how large you can make it compadre.
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 20) Proud Rams reach for the stars and snag a few big ones. Use this time to expand your domain, test new waters and experience exotic stimuli. Pluto carries your dreams to the Outer limits and things may get spicier than you expect … you lucky thing.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 – MAY 21) The T-square can cause confusion, partner swapping, groping in the dark and waking up to an unfamiliar face. So what else is new? Your randy enthusiasm has no bounds … unless of course that is your thing. Are you trolling for trouble? We’ll just see.
GEMINI (MAY 22 – JUNE 21) Your professional leap knows no bounds and you become the envy of your peers. But keep that expanding ego in check, gay Twin. Your head may become too big for your corner office. You are top of the heap but the question is ‘heap of what?’
CANCER (JUNE 22 – JULY 23) Just when the last word has been said on a subject, gay Crabs are tempted to add one more sentence. Rather than flap the breeze, use your mouth for more pleasurable pastimes. Mars delivers interesting exotic tastes to your door. Voulez-vous??
LEO (JULY 24 – AUG. 23) Proud Lions spend lavishly to improve their appearance. But it is not what you spend that matters. Who you are internally is much more important than how you look externally. Pull away the layers of artifice and let’s see how you really look. Uh oh …
VIRGO (AUG. 24 – SEPT. 23) Jupiter and Mars push you Out into the limelight and right into the arms of a certain someone. Prepare to be the center of attention. Trying to hide at home? Forgetaboutit gay Virgo; the crowds find you no matter where you try and hide. Peekaboo!!
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 – OCT. 23) Navigate the office as if it is a tarpit, gay Libra. While you will be goaded to jump into sticky situations, the secret of your success will be your versatility and grace. Save all your sticky situations for activities outside the office.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 – NOV. 22) Often acquisitive, proud Scorps now shower their pals with lavish gifts and expect adoration and fealty in return. Dream on compadre; if anything, this transit provides you with the grossly unexpected. Get better value for your money next week.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 – DEC. 22) If you feel like a puppet on a string, look up and see who is hanging you up. Gay Archers fight the machine that rules them. Revolution, anyone?? As you storm the citadel, the T-square may swallow you whole and spit out the bones. Gee, sounds like fun.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 – JAN. 20) You have spent your life thinking in absolutes. This T-square says there are no absolutes. In fact, life is blurring into gray. Yet pink Caps have the right answers deep inside them and must charge through the pea fog with a fog horn. Am I sure? Absolutely!!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 – FEB. 19) Friends try to upset your applecart of sexual bliss and your best moves are scrutinized and critiqued. Aqueerians are prepared to splurge for any opportunity to merge. Avoid costly mistakes and listen to the voices of reason. Ply your trade next week.
PISCES (FEB. 20 – MARCH 20) The stresses of the office seem inescapable. Guppies take their work home, at least in their minds, and this causes partnership strains. Life is too short to fret about politics. Plan a great escape and barbeque the sharks after this transit eases in a week.
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