This Week: Were you naughty or nice?’Both, because naughty is nice.’ —Stevie B’
I started out naughty, but I sort of cleaned up my act towards the end of the year. (What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve done this year?) Oh god! I’m not telling you that. (Oh come on, nobody is going to know who you are). I stole $100 from a friend of mine and blamed someone else for it … (Oh that’s bad. You don’t get shit from Santa this year).’ —Anonymous’
It seems I try to be nice, but it always turns out naughty. (What do you mean?) Well, I tried to spice up our sex life by bringing home a hooker, but my lover didn’t think that was so nice.’—Sammy’Well, that depends on what you’re looking for sailor.’ —Jim’
Nutty or nice? (Not nutty, naughty) Haughty? I can’t hear you. The music is really loud.’ —Some guy trying to be clever.’
What do I have to say to get into the paper? (You have to answer the fucking question!) OK, then, naughty. Will that do? (I guess.) ‘—Belinda’
If you’re really nice, I’ll be really naughty.’ —José’
Real nice! Hear that Santa? I’m expecting some treats this year!’—Claire’
Bitch, I was born naughty!’—Momma Delores