Girl Babe of the Week
Michael Jackson. – David
Nicole Kidman in ‘Cold Mountain’ and Jessica Lange in ‘Big Fish’ – Amy
Movie of the Week
‘Cold Mountain’ – Amy
‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Cow’ – graysong
Book of the Week
“Be Gone Demons” by Saddam Hussein. – David
‘A Face Without a Heart’ by Rick Reed – Rick
‘Stitch N’ Bitch’ So I knit, you got a problem with that? – Peter
‘far from the Maddening Cow’ – graysong
‘The Nigger of the Narcissus’ by Joseph Conrad – Joan
“Phoebe 2002” by Jeffery Conway, Lynn Crosbie and David Trinidad – Gregg
Kitchen Utensil of the Week
The Michael Jackson can opener (allegedly). – David
Turkey baster – Not just for Thanksgiving anymore … – Peter
Lemon zester – Kirk
Melon baller – Rick
Kitchen? What’s a kitchen? – JoanÂ
Carry out menu – Gregg
A snowman/egg whisk. I love it! – Kathleen
Dog breed of the Week
Paris Hilton. Ooops, sorry. I thought that was “Dog Shit of the Week.” – David
Boston Terrier – Rick
There’s only one breed of dog. Maltese – Sukie
Golden retriever mix, like my dog Dusty – Gregg
Shiba Inu – I have one. Do you want it? Free! – Kathleen
Cats – Kirk
Eww, I’m a cat person – Peter
elvis sighting of the Week
At a Subway in Niles – Sukie
At the end of my cock – Kirk
I think he bartends at the Twisted Spoke – Peter
In the bathroom – Joan
I’ll be in Memphis in January. I’ll let you know at that time. – Gregg
Pierogi Store in Whiting! – Kathleen