The Sun wends into Aries and makes a sterling aspect to rowdy Mars. Prepare for an intensity of purpose, a sense of control and a yearning for accomplishment. We are infused with spit and fire. Just avoid light sockets.
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 20)Proud Rams are poised to make a fabulous first impression. It is time to begin new projects and become the master of your domain. And when Mars moves into position, your every sentence is charged with authority. Is it hot air or a tornado??
TAURUS (APRIL 21 – MAY 21)The next four weeks brings a series of interesting revelations if you listen to your inner voice. Go with the cosmic flow, Miss Cleo, especially when Mars ratchets up impressive potential income from this psychic stuff. Buddy can you spare a divine?
GEMINI (MAY 22 – JUNE 21)This is no time to be shy, pink Twin. If you have been ambivalent about joining a particularly selective group, Mars and the Sun push you into their inner sanctum. You may even find yourself creating the group dynamic. Show ’em how it’s done baby!
CANCER (JUNE 22 – JULY 23)Gay Crabs feel the urge to stir up issues with authority figures but consider a modification of this aggressive strategy. Mars sez plot and plan before you pounce. The subtle approach will be a far more effective way of getting the extreme results you seek.
LEO (JULY 24 – AUG. 23)The planets send you packing. Sun in Aries sends proud Lions boldly forth to explore and experience. Hit the road. Study, travel and adopt a global cause. You have nothing to lose except your myopic self absorption and a duffel bag of yesterday’s ideas.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 – SEPT. 23)Sex is mind blowing (hey, whatever gets you going…). Where does the action take place? Blame Mars if your corporate ascent is littered with the remains of your ill-advised conquests. My advice: destroy the love e-mails before they come back to haunt you.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 – OCT. 23)Delve into what will and will not make you happy in a relationship and see if who you have is who you want. If so, show that special someone what special really means. If not, Mars plans a safari to bag the quarry of your choice. The hunt is on … .
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 – NOV. 22)Proud Scorps map out the perfect strategy that can launch any project in the right direction. But take health and exercise regimes seriously. You want to be in tip top shape when sexy Mars tempts your sweet tooth. How much sugar can you eat, sugar?
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 – DEC. 22)Sun in Aries brings more action than your social calendar has seen in a while. See and be seen, gay Archer. Mars in flirtatious Gemini makes you especially desirable and alluring. Hurry before the pink smoke clears and they see you in your old underwear.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 – JAN. 20)If Sun in Aries has its way, you recharge by whiling away your precious weekends zoning out in front of the tube with a tub of popcorn. Resist the temptation and get the action going by planning intimate get togethers through the month. Tub with a friend.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 – FEB. 19)Aqueerians possess sharp minds and are on point with some fabulous ideas. Spread your opinions around. But before you slip your lip, Mars has other plans. You can be tempted to squander your best ideas on pastimes and trashy company … if you are lucky!
PISCES (FEB. 20 – MARCH 20)Dear Guppie, you have gone on far too long with a ragged excuse for a bank account. What about saving for a rainy day? Take control of your monetary fund and don’t hedge. Mars is building your nest egg and proper feathering never comes cheap, cousin.
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