Last CD Listened To

The Sound Of Music — Joan

Taboo soundtrack — Lisa

QueerTrax: Coming In Loud and Queer — Andrew

Musicology, Prince — Kirk

The Hits #2, Prince — Dan

Last Movie Seen

Some porn — Joan

50 First Dates — Lisa

Brotherhood of the Wolf — Andrew

Fahrenheit 9/11 (I will keep saying this every week until elections) — Tracy

Showgirls (Interactive) — Kirk

Tigerland — Dan

Mystic River — Creaoke

My Pick to Replace Jack Ryan is…

…myself — Joan

…Mickey Mouse — Lisa

…any lower vertebrate — Andrew

…Jack Ryan (What’s a little public sex gonna hurt?) — Kirk

…Jeff Stryker (He’s better at public sex) — Dan

…Satan, he reflects their platform — Jim

…Caligula — Creaoke

…Jeri Ryan — Tracy

babe of the week

Drew Barrymore — Lisa

Elizabeth Edwards (John’s wife) — Tracy

Kris Osborn (reporter) — Andrew

John Edwards — Dan

Barack Obama — Jim

Donna & Karen at The Closet — Creaoke

best market days food

Beer — Joan

Anything with sugar — Andrew

Shirtless muscleman on a stick — Dan

Boys — Jim

I thought all they had were sunglasses — Creaoke

None of the above — Tracy

group or event I’d like to shamelessly plug

My porn film, Stiff as a Board, Bored as a Stiff — Joan

Half Life play opens Aug. 27! — Tracy

A Mid-Summer Night’s Scream – Erik R. Sosa’s art opening on Fri. 8/13 — Kirk

Terry Gaskins, Goodbye Chicago sale at Market Days — Dan

Jinx Titanic — Jim

CREAOKE Karaoke on page 11 of this magazine — Creaoke