LATEST REASON FOR LIVING
4th season of Mr. Show DVD – Kirk
Absolut Raspberri – Jim
Knowing I’ll see Nick Gonzalez again on The O.C. – Andrew
Caramel Apple Frango Candy – Peter
Robin, always –Â Lisa
I’m too broke to die – Dan
I need to S.C.U.B.A. the Red Sea – Creagh
LAST MOVIE SEEN
Super-Size Me – Kirk
The Incredibles – Jim
The Door in the Floor – Andrew
Almodovar’s Bad Education – Peter
The Terminal –Â Lisa
The Wizard of OZ – Dan
Super-Size Me – Creagh
MOST WANTED DVD
1st three seasons of Mr. Show – Kirk
Buffy Season 7 – Jim
The Best of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog – Andrew
The rest of the Golden Girls episodes – Peter
The Village –Â Lisa
Brenden Fraser Gang Bang 3D – Dan
A Face in the Crowd – Creagh
FIRST LOVE
David Gepner (now a math professor) – Kirk
Elizabeth Montgomery – Jim
Any food that’s as chocolate as me – Andrew
Kyle McLachlan – Peter
Kim –Â Lisa
Burt Reynolds – Dan
Peanut butter Cap’n Crunch – Creagh
BIGGEST LIE YOUR MAMA TOLD YOU
That she never smoked dope – Kirk
‘I’m sure you’re straight.’ – Jim
‘That’s supposed to happen!’ – Andrew
The tooth fairy was real. – Peter
I’ll find the right man –Â Lisa
My mother doesn’t lie! – Dan
SHAMELESS PLUG
See me read my column weekly on Thursdays at Heartland Cafe – Kirk
Windy City Radio, Sunday at 11 p.m. on 105.9FM – Jim
Vote Rick Dinihanian for Playgirl’s Man of the Year! – Andrew
mavriksound.com – Peter
See my artwork at dancrowleystudio.com – Dan
CREAOKE.com – Creagh