Babe o’ the Week

Mario Frangoulis – Peter

Paris Hilton… she’s hot, but now she’s engaged. – Doug

Michael Brandon – Pubert

Christian Bale – Andrew

Yoda – Jim

Paula Olivera – graysong

Last movie Seen (1-5)

Unfaithful (1) – Peter

Foxy Brown (5) – Doug

Rock School (3)– Pubert

Hotel Rwanda (4) – Andrew

Star Wars The Sith (2) – Jim

Before Sunrise (2) – graysong

The Best Thing I Had Memorial Day Weekend was…

…a shopping spree! – Peter

…weenie — grilled and otherwise. – Doug

…a demonstration of masturbation while the guy is wrapped in rubber, drew a huge crowd! – Pubert

…a nice time with friends – Andrew

…my Terry – Jim

Headline of the Week

‘Deep Throat Found’ uh, where? – Peter

(See Babe o’ the Week) – Doug

‘Mugged Three Times in an Hour’ – Andrew

Anything positive about idiot Bush – Jim

Most Meaningless ‘News’

Katie Holmes loves Tom Cruise – Peter

(See Babe o’ the Week) – Doug

Michael Jackson trial – Pubert

The engagement of Paris and Paris – Andrew

Fox – Jim

Paris2 – graysong

Best Lyric—Ever

‘When the fish scent fill the air, there’ll be snuff juice everywhere’ Wang Dang Doodle – Peter

‘No pressure, no fear—nobody’s in your business cuz nobody really cares.’ We Lift Our Hands [in the Sanctuary] – Doug

‘We are young, no one can tell us we’re wrong’ Love is a Battlefield – Pubert

‘You so crazy — I think I wanna have your baby’ Whatta man – Andrew

How old are you, Vera? The truth. How old do you think? Somewhere Between 40 and Death – Jim

In this horrible age of abuse and decay / It’s good to know someone is doing OK Queen of Eyes– graysong

Shameless Plug

mavriksound.com! – Peter

sundays.djdougbrandt.com – Doug

Listen to me on the Windy City radio show, click on archives on our web site – Pubert

Northwestern University’s health club (Chicago campus) — $10-30 per month (312.503.4686) – Andrew

www.gayco.com The June 30th Sidetracks fundraiser – Jim

I’m sure ILGRA’s up to something (www.ilgra.com – graysong