Best Red Thing—Ever
Strawberries – Andrew
T-shirt –Pubert
Red Velvet cake –Kirk
My Bloody Marys –Creaoke
Cherry Blow-Pops –Peter
Robin –Lisa
A bloody red, rare slab of beef –graysong
Best Orange Thing—Ever
A thong this stripper wore – Andrew
Orange juice –Pubert
Dreamsicles –Kirk
Oranges –Creaoke
Moro Blood Oranges –Peter
My first cat Sebastian –Lisa
My new desk –graysong
Best Yellow Thing—Ever
Honey –Andrew
Banana –Pubert
The sun –Kirk
Yellow tangs when you see them in the ocean –Creaoke
The Golden Girls –Peter
Banana popsicles –Lisa
The Beatle’s Submarine –graysong
Best Green Thing—Ever
Grass (the actual kind) –Andrew
Shamrock –Pubert
My old ’75 Dodge Dart Swinger –Kirk
Freshly cut grass –Creaoke
Grass [cough] –Peter
Robin’s dress on our first date –Lisa
Money –graysong
Best Blue Thing—Ever
A tranquil lake – Andrew
Margarita –Pubert
Lake Michigan –Kirk
The ocean –Creaoke
My favorite sweatpants –Peter
A new vibrator! –Lisa
Bombay Sapphire –graysong
Best Purple Thing—Ever
Grape Kool-Aid –Andrew
Teletubbie –Pubert
Prince –Kirk
Sorry Kirk, I gotta say Prince, too –Creaoke
Grape Fanta –Peter
My first banana seat bicycle –Lisa
I can’t believe Lisa had the same bike as me. No wonder I’m a homo… –graysong
Best Pink Thing—Ever
Orlando Bloom’s lips – Andrew
Balloon –Pubert
Alright, everbody say it with me, MY COCK –Kirk
You know what I like –Creaoke
Mr. Bubble Bath Soap –Peter
Lemonade –Lisa
The Blob! –graysong