MARKET DAZE EDITION
BEST FOOD
Paella from Arco de Cuchilleros – DJ Doug
Chicken Sandwiches from Yoshi’s – Peter
Crab rangoon – Pubert
Grilled portobello sandwiches – Kirk
That would be funnel cake – graysong
WORST FOOD AT MARKET DAYS
Raw, sunbleached seafood – DJ Doug
Those obscene sausages – Peter
Chicken leg, not pretty – Pubert
That would be anything not funnel cake – graysong
BEST SIGHT
Shirtless, smooth, dark chests glistening with sweat – DJ Doug
Parents with kids – Peter
Guys wearing towels at Steamworks booth – Pubert
Flesh, flesh and more flesh – Kirk
Hairy-backed, tattooed guys without shirts – graysong
WORST SIGHT
Shirtless, ghostly, hairy beer guts dripping with sweat – DJ Doug
People with lots of tattoos – Peter
Hairy backs – Pubert
That asian dude in the diaper and the ankle irons – Kirk
Shirtless, wispy boy-twinks – graysong
BEST SWAG
Free condoms, duh. – DJ Doug
Hand fans – Peter
Steamworks has fun prizes – Pubert
Any swag is good swag – Kirk
BEST WAY TO COOL OFF
Air conditioning in my own apartment – DJ Doug
Grab a drink inside Spin – Peter
Going to my place and relaxing – Pubert
A beer at Bucks – Kirk
BEST ENTERTAINMENT
The cute little underage queens trying to act grown up – DJ Doug
The Halsted Stage – Peter
Big Audio Dynamite, years ago… – Pubert
Any queer band!!! – Kirk
Look at the cover – graysong
BEST REASON TO attend
Teaching the cute little underage queens how to act grown up – DJ Doug
Drinking outside on Halsted – Peter
It is the best street festival – Pubert
I get a lot of quality photographs – Kirk
Beats the hell out of cleaning the toilet at home – graysong