Judging a Porn By Its Cover
Pubert: Bad computer made cover.
Dicksel: Title gets to the point.
Controversial video contains four one-on-one scenes with no condoms used, hence, the name Raw Ass Fuckers. Begins with a boss threatening to fire an employee because he discovers that he is a porn star called Drew Peters. He gives him a second chance if he has sex with him.
D: He’s showing him his shiny Asian weenie.
P: Ancient Chinese secret.
D: Check out the chopstick, it is so thick.
P: He is shaved down like a 12-year-old boy.
D: Drew has an unfinished tattoo.
P: He’s working his way through porn to pay for the tattoo to get colored in!
Next scene has two guys throwing down on a hardwood floor. A guy named Moe says ‘ I’m a straight guy’
D: Does Moe stand for Homo!?!
P: The second scene is horrible! Skip it!
Third scene…
D: Redhead, fast forward!
Fourth scene, two young guys on a couch
P: Did they pick these guys up after soccer practice? Talk about barely legal.
D: This was obviously filmed in a doublewide trailer. Look at the wood paneling.
P: They keep looking at the camera. The acting is so bad.
D: You can judge a porn by this cover! This is some Raw Ass Shit!
P: Too raw for me.
Pubert: Finger down the throat
Dicksel: Finger down the throat