by Private www.man-size.com
Pubert from the North side enlists Lemony Lickit from the South side to get opinions that aren’t so black and white. P and L won’t leave you on the down low, and will get you out the house to rent the video!
Judging a Porn by Its Cover
Lemony: Why is the cover model wearing tightie-whities?
Pubert: Some guys are into that. Cover says ‘You’ve got male.’
Pretty clever.
L: He looks like Alec Baldwin with his five o’clock shadow.
Our video begins with a two guys immediately going at it
P: Wow, no plot. Time is money… .
L: The mirror in the bedroom is covered up with a sheet so you won’t see the camera.
P: Why not just take it off the wall? My old roommate had a red bedroom like that.
L: The bed is really creaky.
Afterwards one of the partners has to go to work. He says in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice, ‘U find new place to fuuck and I will meet U tere latirr.’
P: What a romantic couple! So now that the boyfriend is gone, he hooks up with someone on the internet. I just dated someone like that, what a catch he was… .
L: Now we go to the meeting place, a swimming pool scene. It’s a small pool.
P: Maybe it’s the kiddy pool. I like the swimming trunks. Do people still say ‘trunks’?
L: The one guy is cute until he opens his mouth.
P: Yeah, he must have hit his mouth on the side of the pool, his teeth are so crooked!
L: Are they playing naked Marco Polo? What is that sound?
P: I think someone is playing racquetball in the next room.
L: Couldn’t the company afford to rent out the whole gym?
P: Here he cums, sounds like a girl.
The next internet roundevuez is in a garage (?)
P: Happens all the time in porn, garage fucking. Time for a little tune-up.
L: They’re in a garage in the suburbs. Their holes are so open.
P: No virgins in this video.
Then we have a special delivery with the ending an S & M scene, complete with cage.
P: I guess the couple found a new place to ‘fuuck.’
L: Love that he keeps his shoes on.
P: I like his shirt. That’s it, I am moving to Hungary.
L: This video would make a great gift for the holidays.
P: Has a weird ending, but overall, the guys are spicy hot. The hungry Hungarians make up for the bad acting and bad accents. This Christmas, I hope my stocking is stuffed with some Internet Sex.
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt
Lemony: Thumbs up he butt