Do you really think that any wilde action can be easily tamed? Forgetaboutit. This week Sun, Venus and Jupiter rubadub and joyously set us off course right into rush hour traffic. Keep steering and try not to skid.
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 20) Any hot love affair begins to burn and singe. A light snack can become a meal complete with indigestion. How much excitement can you really handle, gay Ram? It depends on how much meat you have simmering on the grill at one time.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 – MAY 21) It won’t take much to get under your skin. You can either waste your time obsessing over a certain you-know-who or let all the nonsense go. Let’s resolve to evolve. Why not seek a more intelligent design to your relationships, queer Bull?
GEMINI (MAY 22 – JUNE 21) No matter how hard you work, the work keeps piling up. You can either continue to expend loads of energy at the expense of your health or you can stop the train and get off. Carve out quiet time for yourself, pink Twin. Relax, recharge, loaf.
CANCER (JUNE 22 – JULY 23) Tumult follows you wherever you go, gay Crab. Not only does the rowdy fun find you, it becomes relentless, pounding and overpowering. Dive into the action and enjoy. Hey, who spiked the punch? And why are the cups so darn small??
LEO (JULY 24 – AUG. 23) Proud Lions decide to totally change their surroundings… with mixed success. Why not plan a few delightful soirées instead of earthshaking movements? There will be plenty of time to enjoy the movement of the earth during the dessert course. Ahem.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 – SEPT. 23) The polite way just won’t cut it. Queer Virgins are very astute and have some great ideas and pithy opinions that need free reign. Let it all hang out this week, cousin. Avoid drafts and large blasts of hot air… .
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 – OCT. 23) Proud Libras can be footloose and fancy free with their dough but why squander it all on loose and fancy pastimes that have no long term gain? Enjoy within your budget and rein in expenses for that proverbial rainy day. Do I feel a drop? Or is it a drip?
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 – NOV. 22) Gay Scorps know how to move it, but will others get out of the way? Others get too close and cloying. You may feel restricted, judged and censored. The secret of your success is in your ability to forgo convention and be yourself, warts and all. Oh dear.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 – DEC. 22) There are things going on behind the scenes. Gay Archers have a basic intuition that enables them to get a quick read on any type of situation. Don’t let the forces shake your confidence. Rub a few crystal balls and see what the future brings. Oh baby!?
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 – JAN. 20) Your social life becomes manic! Pink Caps need to get out of their closets and mingle with the crowds. Expect the unexpected and even seek it out. You never know who you can meet and greet. New Year’s Eve is not that far off… .
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 – FEB. 19) Your career gets a jump start. Aqueerians do not always want to live in the status quo. Sometimes they prefer to upend convention. If that is your cup of tea, give revolution a whirl. But be sure to add plenty of honey when you stir it up.
PISCES (FEB. 20 – MARCH 20) Guppies get itchy feet that need to be scratched. Plan a jaunt that expands your horizons and brings you into contact with exotic stimuli. Don’t forget to include a lusty, trusty companion in your travels.
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