LET IT GLOW, LET IT GLOW, LET IT GLOWpripyat.com/en/Pripyat was a town inhabited primarily by workers at Chernobyl. You’ve heard of Chernobyl, site of the worst nuclear accident EVER. The core underwent a meltdown not dissimilar to the one I experience when I’m forced to venture into the Andersonville Jewel on a Saturday. Caesium-137 and strontium-90 are pesky little buggers, so the town won’t be habitable by humans for the next few centuries. This site is a memorial to it put up by former residents. I imagine we’ll see a similar site for New Orleans in a few years. What? We’re rebuilding New Orleans? Yeah, and OJ’s still looking for Nicole’s killers… .’I wonder what he’s eating for Thanksgivingfoodtube.livejournal.comMmmmm…. balut…. my favorite! What? You’ve never had balut?! Well, sweetie you better get your ass to the Phillipines because your life is just not complete until you’ve had yourself some boiled duck foetus. It’s scrumptious! Or how about some duck tongues and feet? Some dog? ‘Not so much,’ you say? Well, even if you don’t want to participate corporealy in such activities, you can still experience them vicariously through the Food Tube. This feller is munchin’ all the nasty stuff so you don’t have to. He says he’s going veggie in a few years. Eating all this shit is going to make that an easy transition.for the love of god people, get a lifewww.dogster.comwww.catster.comHome pages for doggies and kitties posted by their socially retarded owners. There are over 200,000 dog pages and over 90,000 cat pages. You may interpret that to mean that dogs are twice as popular as cats. I however, intrepret it to mean that dog owners are twice as ridiculous as cat owners. And my cats Wilkes, Jefferson and Freddy completely concur. I would never post a home page for them. That’s silly. Submitting their pics to KittenWars, InfiniteCat or CatInSinks is a whole different issue. That’s art.Clinch, Relax. repeat 100 timeshometown.aol.com/nishigaki3This is the homepage of the author of the classic Engrish book How to Goodbye Depression: If you constrict anus 100 times everyday. Malarkey? or Effective way? Apparently sphincter exercises are effective for anti-aging, good-bye depression, fine life, beauty treatment,intuition, hair loss, conjugal affection, and incontience in middle-aged or old women. Why it even stimulates sex hormones. Best of all, you don’t need to join a gym or buy any fancy equipment. All you need is Hiroyuki Nishigaki’s book. What have you got lose besides $16.95? It’s a delightful, if sometimes puzzling, read. And, hey, even if it doesn’t ‘goodbye depression,’ I’ll bet it’ll ‘hello happy boyfriend.’
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