Ghost: Not a fan of the front cover.

Pubert: I like the back.

G: His name is Ford Tuff.

P: He should be sent back to porn school.

We are shown many outdoor scenes in New York until we land on a rooftop.

G: Hey, that star lives in Chicago.

P: But we are supposed to be in Manhattan.

G: Miguel is talking about New York and fucking.

P: That’s my kinda town!

G: Check out that butt. My humps!

P: Did you hear the new Alanis Morissette version of that song?

G: It’s genius.

P: They are drinking on the roof. Where was the sex they were talking about earlier?

G: They decided to go to a stairwell for the fucking part.

P: Thick cumshot.

G: Dairy Queen Blizzard thick…

P: Let’s move on to some other parts of the Big Apple.

Landing on a different Manhattan roof, we see two butch guys drinking beers.

G: The one is really cute but has bad teeth.

P: I’m so glad I did Invisaline.

G: This video should be called The Roofs of Manhattan.

P: He’s drinking Pacifico–luv it.

G: He’s pouring it on his penis.

P: Well, that’s one way to drink beer.

G: Now they are moving inside.

P: But why? Are they worried about the neighbors or helicopters flying by?

This is followed by a solo scene with Miguel and later a duo in a service elevator.

P: The fourth scene is better.

G: The guys are definitely cuter.

P: It must be cold in there. I see goose bumps.

Afterwards, François Sagat, the Raging Stallion star is home from the grocery store and decides to clean up.

P: It must be laundry day for François.

G: Oui.

P: Since he has to wash what he’s wearing, he takes it all off.

G: And feels the need to masturbate on top of the washer.

P: I was supposed to do a phone interview him one time, but he doesn’t seem too friendly from other interviews I have read.

G: He has the French attitude.

Speaking of the French, the last scene is a ménage-a-trois.

P: Nice camera tricks. Shows the shadows.

G: Vibrating special effects–freaky.

P: Does the director think he’s Steven Spielberg?

G: The monkey in the middle is short.

P: This scene is pretty hot.

G: I hate the way the video ends.

P: So what did the think about Manhattan?

G: Overall, no thanks.

P: They should take a trip somewhere else.

Pubert: Thumbs Down the Throat

Ghost: Thumbs Down the Throat

Want to see Manhattan for yourself? Go to ragingstallion.com

To read past articles of this deadly duo go to windycitytimes.com and type in ‘Pubert.’