Pubert: I have never reviewed this company before.
Ghost: Listen to that soundtrack.
P: It sounds like John Legend. It doesn’t sound right with the older guys.
G: It’s trying to be country.
The movie is set in a mechanics garage.
G: Hello, Prince Albert.
P: People shouldn’t ride on that pile driver. It is not a toy.
G: I don’t think they should have vises out with penises around.
P: Why do older guys always have to be so hairy?
G: This is not always the case.
P: He is going to have razor burn.
G: The bears are growling. That is a pretty good angle.
P: No background music now. What happened to John Legend?
G: They’re flip-fucking. He just conveniently had a mattress with a sheet on it.
P: It’s a Saturn.
G: They are working on real cars at least.
P: Red hanky, left pocket.
G: He’s getting an under the car blowjob.
P: Why was he reaching for that wrench for?
G: A phallic symbol.
P: I need a lube job, sir.
Next, our daddy’s getting cruised by two other daddies on the street. They enter an elevator.
G: Someone’s going up.
P: It’s so quiet when they have sex.
G: He looks like Scottie from Star Trek.
P: It’s fun to see non-typical porn stars have sex.
G: The guys are sexy in a Sean Connery way.
P: More like Richard Hatch from Survivor!
‘Nice lunch break,’ one says.
P: Clean up on aisle three.
G: He’s using his work shirt to clean up the cum.
P: That reminds me that I need to do laundry.
Last scene has a customer bringing in his car for some under the hood work.
G: He’s working on the car with the ignition turned on.
P: That is not a good idea.
G: He’s finally changing that sperm soaked shirt.
P: The customer catches him in the bathroom. What a peeping tom!
G: Peeping on him peeing.
P: They’re going to make out on top of the car.
G: Now that’s servicing the customer… or is it customer service?
P: Oh my God, he’s using the big car lamp as a spotlight on his hole.
G: Those lights get hot, be careful.
P: The customer actually looks like a porn star.
G: I like the reflection of them in the car.
P: Nice butt he has.
G: ‘I like ’em big and round.’
P: Are you singing Baby Got Back? I don’t believe it.
G: He has a wide cock to go with it.
P: They didn’t fix his car, but they sure fixed his ass.
G: Very funny ending.
P: They have a good sense of humor down at Cooter’s garage.
G: As a genre piece, I give it a thumbs up the butt.
P: It could have been a better movie with a different director but I liked the humor in it.
G: And the unconventional porn stars.
Pubert: Thumbs down the throat.
Ghost: Thumbs up the butt.
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