Special Guest:
International Man of Mystery Christopher Pries
Favorite “tough guy
Daniel Craig… can we say wet in a square
cut in Casino Royale? – Christopher
Henry Rollins. – Pubert
Vic Mackey from The Shield. – Andrew, Robb
Bruce Willis. – Kirk
Divine. – graysong
David Hasselhoff. – Kathleen
I prefer tough gals! – Amy
Clint Eastwood. – Lisa, Creaoke
What mystery would you like solved?
Why right-wing Christians are such haters…
or the Gay Gene. – Christopher
A Scooby Doo mystery. – Pubert
Why can’t CTA buses operate regularly?
– Andrew
I still want to know why Bush is President!
– Amy
The inverse relationship between talent and
compensation. – graysong
JFK assassination. – Lisa
Where my pants went, New Years Eve Y2K.
– Robb
Why Kelly Clarkson’s tour was cancelled.
– Kathleen
The mind of women. – Creaoke
In Alabama, owning a sex toy is illegal. Comments?
Clearly have not tried them. – Christopher
I would be going to jail. – Pubert
I wonder how high their divorce rate is. – Amy
As long as USING a sex toy isn’t illegal, it’s
cool. – Robb
I could see that. Vibrators could knock out
what’s left of their teeth. – Kirk
Never live in Alabama. – Lisa
Is that why the farm animals seem nervous?
– Andrew
Is stealing them illegal or just owning?
– Kathleen
Hmm… so in Alabama it’s illegal to own any
thing that’s longer than it is wide?
– graysong
Why would you need a toy with all that family
around? – Creaoke
Who’s one hottie who is also truly talented?
Brad Pitt. – Christopher
Windy City Gay Idol 2007 Dan. – Kirk
Ricky Martin. – Pubert
My girlfriend! (Bonus points?) – Amy
There are too many hotties whose talent I
have not tested. – Robb
Chris Cornell. – Creaoke
Divine. – graysong
Kate Winslet. – Kathleen
David Beckham. – Andrew
Would you make a good spy?
The best. I’m inscrutable but can read you
like a book. – Christopher
I think so… and I’m not saying why. – Andrew
If I told you then I wouldn’t be a good spy.
– Creaoke
No… scaredy cat. – Kathleen
Oh yeah. – Lisa
Only if I could tell people that’s what I did. I
mean how do you not? It’s so cool.
– graysong
I’m too clutzy. – Amy
That information is classified. – Robb
Nope, cant keep a secret! – Pubert