Young Ryan K. and I at Spin. pix by Quenton
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When I come to the point in my… ahem… career when I am no longer shocked by anything I see, I’ll take that as my cue to exit stage right. Well, good news–I ain’t goin’ nowhere.
And wouldn’t you know Touché would be the place where I got an eyeful? The good men from Avant Garde Piercing were there poking sharp metal things into people (kinda how I imagine it would be to have sex with Paris Hilton). Pardon me for being a soupçon squeamish, but once you’ve seen one taint getting pierced, you’ve seen it all. Taint misbehavin’!
Speaking of Touché, stop in Saturday night for the Mr. Midwest Rubber contest. Check out The Spread for a pic of Mr. Outgoing Midwest Rubber. I saw him practicing his stepdown number. It’s not to be missed.
What fun hanging out with the tireless young Mr. Ryan Kolodziej at Cocktail. He got a picture (however unknowingly) of that cute mohawky dude from this season of Top Chef. LOVE?HIM!
Then it was off to Spin, where we drank a pitcher of something dangerous and laughed our asses off. All in all a fine evening.
Stuck in the ’80s. Well they’re back with Tiffany at Circuit on Friday and Hunters on Saturday!
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