Special Guest:
Yoga Mentor
Anne Adametz
Internet or TV
YouTube is their bastard child! – Anne
Both. – Pubert
TV, by a hair. – Andrew
TV, at least until I get a faster computer. – Kirk
For porn or news? – Creaoke
Internet… until you can get tons of free porn on TV. – Robb
Internet. – Amy
Song title that best describes George Bush
‘If I Could Turn Back Time’ by Cher. – Anne
‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.’ – Pubert
‘One Headlight’ by The Wallflowers. – Kirk
‘All Mixed Up’ by 311. – Andrew
‘Dumb All Over’ by Frank Zappa. – Amy
‘The Worst President In the History Of the United States.’ It’s a new song I’m working on. – Robb
‘Life During Wartime.’ – Creaoke
Ever been skydiving?
Took the class; they canceled for wind… check. – Farrah
Yes. – Pubert
I’m too chickenshit. – Amy
No, but I’ve stood in front of some powerful fans. It’s about the same, without all the potential for death. – Robb
No. – Kirk
Not yet. – Andrew, Creaoke
Celebrity who seems like the biggest jerk
Steve Martin IS The Jerk (own it on VHS today!). – Anne
Vincent Gallo. – Kirk
David Spade. – Andrew
Colin Farrell. – Pubert
Vince Vaughn–That guy has got to be the biggest fuckhead in the universe. – Robb
Halle Berry. – Creaoke
Tom Cruise. – Amy
Aussie santas can’t say “ho, ho, ho” anymore because “ho” might offend women. Comments?
Next, the promulgation: all Jesuses need to appear as Andy Gibb! – Anne
That’s crazy; I could see if Santa said
‘prostitute, prostitute, prostitute.’ – Andrew
How do you pronounce ‘*#@ *#@ *#@’? – Creaoke,,
Bitch, bitch, bitch… – Kirk
Only should offend the whores. – Pubert
If you think Santa just called you a
‘ho,’ then maybe you ARE a ho. – Amy
If Don Imus were the one dressed in red, sure. Otherwise, people need to stop being so sensitive. Wait, they have Santa in Austrailia? – Robb