Something you look forward to during the holidays
Visiting Tennessee. – Pubert
(Some of) the gifts. – Andrew
All the cool kitchenware I’ll be receiveing this year. – Kirk
Cookies, but then I always look forward to cookies. – graysong
The end of them. – Creaoke
Seeing all the family. – Robb
Them being over. – Kathleen
Exchanging gifts with my partner. – Amy
Something you dread during the holidays
Visiting Tennessee. – Pubert
Driving all over hell. – Kirk
The shopping. – Andrew
Family infighting exacerbated by wine consumption. – Amy
Endless, inescapable Christmas music. – graysong
My poor gift giving skills, pretending gifts I got are actually cool, explaining that I’m atheist, shopping. – Robb
Extra stress. – Kathleen
No parking. – Creaoke
Make a porn title out of a TV series name
The West Cockring. – Pubert
Douching with the Stars. – graysong
CSI: Cock Size Investigation. – Kathleen
I bet Brothers & Sisters would be huge in the South, and you don’t have to change the title. – Amy
21 Hump Street. – Robb
Perfect Stranglers (I guess SOME people would be into it). – Kirk
Judge Booty. – Andrew
Any title works if you add ‘Loving Big Black Cocks’ or ‘Loving Wet Sloppy Pussies.’ Go ahead play. It’s fun. – Creaoke
Are you the voice of optimism, reason——or something else?
I’m something else, alright. – Kirk
Voice of reason (usually). – Andrew
Optimism. – Pubert
I’m the voice in your head. – Robb
Reason. Wow that thought scares me to death. – Creaoke
I’m the voice of reality, which isn’t always welcome. – Amy
Indecision…maybe.. – graysong
My girlfriend would say ‘voice of drama.’ – Kathleen
If you had your own cologne/ perfume, it would be called…
Dominator. – Andrew
DADDY– Creaoke
Malaise. – Kirk
Invisible (all the sensual effects w/no smell). I hate perfume. – Kathleen
Addicted. – Pubert
Fécal (pronounced fay-cahl’). – graysong
‘At Least It Doesn’t Smell Like Britney’s Fantasy.’ – Amy
I don’t care about anything but smelling like Bath and Body Works Sensual Amber. – Robb