From the Booth: Dare

from Falcon Studios starring Matthew Rush

Pubert: It says “a car…. a journey…. a madman…” what does that mean?

Pubert: How DARE you!

Two men are talking in a field and one kills the other one. Afterwards, a hitchhiker plays truth or dare with a Good Samaritan. They all three meet at a diner in the desert.

P: This movie is full of plot.

G: Their waiter just went in the storage room with the cook.

P: The cook doesn’t have much of a butt.

G: Neither do you, haha.

P: The waiter is working up a sweat. I bet he gets a big tip.

G: They seem a little bored.

P: Well, they work everyday together so it makes sense to me.

G: You were wrong; the waiter is giving him the tip.

P: What a big switcheroo.

G: He’s getting fucked over the sugar flakes.

P: That chair would not be comfortable at all.

G: There is some hot kissing,

P: And the noises he’s making, like an animal in heat. That backroom is a steam room!

G: Look at all that cum.

P: It was both of them shooting on his stomach, so looks like a lot

The next scene has our killer murdering the pair in the back. After that gruesome scenario, our trio camps out in the middle of the Mojave. At a local gas station two men hook up in the bathroom.

P: Here cums Superman! I never forget who he is with that tattoo.

G: Seems like an odd pairing.

P: Those walls are filthy.

G: The old over-the-sink fuck.

P: Isn’t that so 2007?

G: Wait a minute. He’s banging him over a trashcan. That’s definitely 2008.

P: Yeah, but looks like a pain.

G: A pain the ass, right? The wastebasket can be flipped over and used as a table for more action.

P: That’s making use of your surroundings.

G: He’s getting a fill up at the gas station!

P: I think he just rotated his tires.

G: And checked the oil with his dipstick.

P: His jizz was watery like oil all right.

Our madman overdoses in the bathroom and our journey continues.

P: This movie is long.

G: I am going to sleep.

P: Not yet. One of them just almost got gang banged by Matthew Rush.

G: He’s not aging well. Too much fun in the sun.

P: I don’t like him growing out his hair.

G: The group is hot and the setting hotter.

P: I wonder if this was filmed on location.

G: Wow, Matthew is a screamer.

Finally, our couple gets some alone time in a hotel.

P: I guess they decided to splurge and rent a room for the night.

G: It’s a step up from sleeping in a field.

P: This flick just got all romantic.

G: Such a sweet ending.

P: This video is only good if you have a lot of time to kill.

G: Some good scenes but it’s on the long side.

P: I DARE you to watch all 126 minutes!

Pubert: Thumbs down the throat.

Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.

Take the DARE and pick up this flick at www.falconstudios.com.

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