We begin with two lovers in bed snuggling.
P: Aww, isn’t it romantic?
G: Hold on a sec, one of them disappears while they’re sleeping.
P: I guess the honeymoon is over.
G: He’s being kidnapped by two masked men!
P: This is exciting already.
Our prisoner wakes up wrapped in leather including a mask in a jail cell.
P: Wow, we can see through his eyeholes.
G: Now the mask is off and he’s already giving a blowjob.
P: This video hits the ground running.
G: Yeah, a three-way fucking in the corner at the beginning of the scene.
P: Makes you wonder where the flick is going to from here.
G: Shane Rollins sure likes to get his ass eaten.
P: Talk about getting something shoved in your face. The poor guy can’t breathe!
G: Well, he doesn’t look like he’s fighting it too much now.
P: His boyfriend is out of the picture, so why not enjoy himself?
G: You are naughty.
P: Nice move, he’s pulling the jockstrap onto the guys face.
G: Kind of like reins on a horse. Ride ’em, cowboy!
P: I remember when Shane Rollins used to strip at Madrigals back in the day.
G: Oh yeah, he seemed straight to me back then.
P: Those days are long gone. [sigh]
G: They are wearing out their prisoner’s ass, running a train on him.
P: He just spit at one of them.
G: They are teaching him a lesson by forcing his mouth shut.
P: He’s getting double fucked now.
G: My favorite.
P: Take it easy, tiger.
G: Nice use of a leather bench.
P: See, this is a good training video for future leather daddies.
G: They broke off into pairs so everyone gets attention.
Next scene has a hottie getting tied to a spinning wheel.
P: This is definitely different.
G: It’s the Wheel of Fortune.
P: Where’s Vanna White? Can I buy a vowel?
G: I’ll take T for Torture.
P: His nuts look like they might pop from the cock ring.
Next we have three men trapped in a cage under a table while two others eat dinner.
P: It was chicken!
G: He just threw him a leg to eat under the table.
P: I have never seen anything like this.
G: Can I buy a cage table like that one at Pier 1?
P: It could come in handy.
G: Tony’s penis is long and skinny.
P: Speaking of long, this video is so long that it continues on disc two.
G: And has a hardcore bonus scene, to boot.
P: So sad about Kent North’s death.
G: But he keeps on living with past videos like this one.
P: This movie is a steal with two discs.
G: It could be what people are Missing in their collections.
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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