www.jellotime.com
Watch it wiggle! See it jiggle!
Go ahead. Touch it. You know you want to. Gently now…
Oh my. That was rather anticlimactic, wasn’t it?
Pimp My mySpace
blingee.com
Blingee allows you to put ‘stickers’ on your photos to decorate them!
You can even change the backgrounds! It’s like a Web-based, low-rent
Photoshop with one big and disturbing difference: The things you apply to
your photos here are animated. That means you can have your MySpace,
(or Facebook, or wherever the cool kids are hanging out this month) page
decorated just as tastefully and as hiply as all the 13 year-old girls’ ones.
The atack of the Hillzbots
hcsfjm.com
Speaking of hideous animated things, check out this Pro-Hillary, Anti-
Obama site called hcsfjm.com. No, that name is not some attempt at Web
2.0 cleverness. It stands for Hillary Clinton Supporters For John McCain.
Apparently rbowwnb.com (Retarded Bitter Old Women With No Brains)
was taken. Come and marvel at people who are willing to vote against
their own best interests out of spite. At least the blue collar Republicans do
it out of ignorance. The Log Cabinettes? Well, they’re just contrary.
Size does mater
www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com
Now if the fella who put up this site were only as clever as those Hillzbots,
this site would be called sjpllah.com. Thank goodness he’s a tad bit
sharper (though, really, every bit as spiteful). The site features pics of
Mrs. Matthew Broderick juxtaposed with pictures of horseys. Now that’s
not nice at all! Clearly some p-whipped guy has been forced to sit through
Sex and the City: The Movie too many times. I understand that can make
you enraged, but that’s no reason to be mean to horses.