Bear Mayhem, Bearfilms.com
Pubert: It’s almost IML and Bear Pride time. Let’s go to a bear party!
Groeper: I see the three bears on the cover but where is Goldilocks?
P: The back cover is a little more appetizing. Is that an otter?
G: No, it’s a Fox—Sean Fox. Lions, tigers and hairy men, oh my!
Patrick and Jay start off this fairy tail.
P: Two bears in a bed on a sunny day.
G: I hope they don’t shed on the sheets.
P: Someone was an early riser today.
G: I wonder if these guys are on vacation.
P: This could be their natural habitat.
G: I am feeling real skinny right now.
P: If their dicks matched their size then we would have a movie here!
G: He just came on his beard.
Clint and Dallas order Chinese food at home.
P: Dallas is pretty good looking.
G: Tell me you don’t like his blonde streaks.
P: You’re right. In a video about being natural that doesn’t fit with the theme.
G: Lying on the table, looks like Dallas is dinner.
P: Yeah, they just threw the dishes across the room.
G: Hey, I just caught the other camera guy in the background.
P: Spoils the illusion a little, doesn’t it?
G: Clint is deep in the heart of Dallas right now.
P: Look at him go!
G: I think they forgot about the chop suey dinner.
Marc and Bobby meet on the street and go back Marc’s house for Bear Mayhem.
P: They couldn’t even wait to get up the stairs.
G: I hope he doesn’t get a splinter in his ass from the floorboards.
P: Marc’s place is a like a log cabin.
G: Forget the floorboards, they’ll get rug burn on that Oriental rug.
It’s moving day for Dallas and Sean Fox.
P: I love how the boxes are labeled “Kitchen,” “Bathroom” and “Dungeon.”
G: Well, you don’t want to get those items mixed up now, do you?
P: These guys couldn’t wait to unpack before they started packing.
G: It’s called breaking in the new place.
P: All they needed was a leather couch to get the housewarming party going.
G: I would say the house is being warmed up, all right.
P: Who needs neighbors to bring gifts?
G: I think they want more toys instead of a new blender.
P: Welcome to the neighborhood!
Andrew and AJ continue the couch lovin.’
G: Where are these guys, in a basement?
P: Where else?
G: His balls are redder than the stairs behind him.
P: Speaking of colors, this video is pretty paint-by-the-numbers.
G: Yeah, there’s very little dialogue in this flick.
P: The bears are going to have to get crazier if they want a good review from me!
Pubert: Finger down the throat.
Groeper: Finger down the throat.
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