Pride Parts 1 & 2, Kristen Bjorn
Pubert: Let’s celebrate our Pride issue with Pride: The Movie!
Groeper: I am glad the cast is “proud” and “hot.”
P: The cover looks more Mardi Gras than Pride.
G: What’s the difference?
P: Not much.
Our Pride party begins with hunks wearing Kristen Bjorn underwear on a float.
G: How would you like to have your name on those asses?
P: They are like walking billboards.
G: Notice how some of them are better dancers than others.
P: This is Madrid’s Pride parade, one of the biggest in Europe with over 2,000,000 people attending.
G: And I thought Chicago’s was big.
Two leather-clad men duck into a warehouse to explore each other.
P: They have matching piercings at the base of their penises.
G: Hey, he is jizzing after only being blown for a few minutes.
P: It’s chunky monkey cum.
G: These are the prettiest leather men I have seen since IML.
P: They are heading over to a homemade swing.
G: No condoms in this director’s cut.
P: The actors are partners in real life.
A couple plays outdoors with a flock of sheep.
G: Aww, how sweet.
P: They need to wash up after all those smelly barn animals.
G: That’s using a hose on your hose.
P: They are sword fighting in the bathtub.
G: He’s peeing all over him.
P: They kissed after he just whizzed in his mouth, eww.
Three buddies meet on the street and go back to someone’s casa.
P: The boyz take turns banging each other on top of a table.
G: Kristen loves that backwards cowboy position.
P: Who can blame him?
G: They make it look so easy and fun.
P: Just like riding a bike.
G: Sometimes the sets on porn shoots are so tacky but this is lavish and stylish.
P: Yeah, that couch alone is worth the price of my monthly mortgage.
Two studs meet in the woods and drop trou.
G: What does this have to do with Pride?
P: This all happened earlier; it’s how they all meet before the parade.
G: They’re docking.
P: There are some snakes in the forest!
G: His cobra has a curved body.
P: And it’s spitting all over his chest.
The first disc ends with all of the men cumming together for an orgy.
G: How many people can fit on that one bed?
P: The more, the merrier.
G: Part 1 is four hours long.
P: After previewing Part 2, it is very similar.
G: Kristen has a certain style and it works.
P: I am a fan from way back.
G: This video gets me in the mood for the Pride Parade.
P: And makes me realize how much I need to work out before I go celebrate.
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
Show your pride and purchase Pride at KristenBjorn.com.