Starring Jimmy Durano and Steven Daigle

Pubert: This is currently the number one porn movie in America!

Groeper: Let’s order out tonight–no anchovies.

P: I like how the back cover has his cock sitting on the table like an appetizer.

G: Or a dessert!

P: Cover says, “12 guys, 24 cum shots, free delivery.”

G: No wonder it’s number one.

At Chi Chi LaRue’s club everyone is dancing and having a good time.

P: It’s the new, skinny Chi Chi.

G: I have to ask her about her diet.

P: And it’s the bearded rough-around-the-edges Johnny Hazzard.

G: They have both been through some changes.

P: So the go-go boy is going in the bathroom with Steven Daigle.

G: And there is a third member of the party, Jeremy Bilding.

P: The jerky camera work is making me seasick.

G: I think it is supposed to be making it more real.

P: The video switches to a black and white screen, I suppose like a hidden camera.

G: He’s acting silly for the camera, making faces.

P: Well, he’s a reality star so he’s used to playing to the lens.

G: He’s playing with something else on the bathroom floor.

P: Wait, he’s a bottom?

G: Well, he bent over that toilet like a pro.

P: Steverino constantly breaks the third wall down by looking at the camera.

G: The go-go boy’s boots are too girly-girly for me.

P: Steven looks like he is in pain from bottoming.

G: They should at least pad the ceramic toilet with their clothes.

P: Damn, slam his head against the wall.

G: It looked like his eyes might bulge out of his head.

P: No wonder he said it was not all it was cracked up to be.

G: Yeah, he almost got his head cracked in the scene!

Johnny Hazzard and Paul Wagner spread rumors about the sex tape made from the bathroom.

P: The gays always have to be gossip girls.

G: I am not sure how it leads to sex for some people.

P: Must be a turn on.

G: Oh, yeahhh tell me more about Lindsay Lohan and suck my dick!

P: Hairy Hazzard even has a hipster moustache.

G: I guess he got sick of shaving.

P: Wow, his ass is all over Paul’s face.

G: Interesting angle: through the bed frame.

P: Johnny’s balls look brown.

G: I have heard of blue balls, but brown?

P: Maybe they have been slapped too many times!

G: Then they would be bruised balls.

Chi Chi shoots the next scene as a man.

P: This is a solo shot with Slade.

G: LaRue knows how to pick an angle.

P: Under the teacher’s desk, no less.

G: You thought it was solo but jocky Brandon Lewis is entering the classroom.

P: Teacher’s pet!

Last segment is with Josh Griffin and Steven Daigle.

P: Thank God there is more to this video than that shaky bathroom botch.

G: Yes, howdy, cowboy!

P: Do people think about hay bales not being a comfy place to fuck?

G: I like to get poked in the ass not in the back!

P: These guys are not a good match.

G: It does seem awkward.

P: I don’t think they like each other.

G: Nope but that’s okay. There’s a nice moment at the end.

P: Read my interview with Steven in the next issue of Nightspots Magazine!

G: Go ahead and expose all of his dirty little secrets!

Pubert: Thumbs down the throat.

Groeper: Thumbs down the throat.

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