from Hot House Video
Pubert: Looks like the reality television thing is here to stay.
Groeper: It’s funny how it leaks into the world of porn.
P: Speaking of leaks, is NeNe Leakes in this video?
G: I don’t think so. Have you started watching Celebrity Apprentice yet?
A group of guys move into a house to have their lives taped …
P: So are they talking into a confessional like MTV?
G: Tucker Vaughn is meeting Brandon Lewis in the kitchen upstairs.
P: It is decorated like a diner with booths.
G: He just said, “You taste like Twinkie.”
P: He got the twink part right.
G: Is that lube on the table next to the ketchup?
P: It’s a condiment for the condom!
G: Hold the mustard!
P: Goes good on a hot dog.
G: That retro table can’t be comfortable.
P: Brandon shot a big load.
G: I am all Tucker-ed out.
A Ping Pong tournament sets up two roommates for an encounter.
P: It’s strip ping-pong.
G: Someone is cheating at the table.
P: He’s spanking him with the paddle.
G: And spread him on the table-tennis table.
P: They have a stand-up video game in this rec room. I ‘m jell-o.
G: If he puts ping-pong balls up is ass I am outta here!
P: Holy Priscilla, Queen of the Desert!
G: We have a game-changer. The bottom is now banging the top.
P: Good thing he kept his tennis shoes on so he doesn’t slip off the table.
This homo home has a punching bag and Brandon Bangs is boxing with it.
G: Okay, let’s just say it now: Trent Locke can’t act!
P: He looked at the camera and seems nervous.
G: That’s because he can’t say his lines right.
P: Do they have a script since it is reality?
G: I think it’s a bit loose.
P: I am not sure these stars have chemistry.
G: Oh they do, bad chemistry!
Darts is the next game played in the house.
P: Kennedy Carter speaks with a strange English accent.
G: He just called himself fat.
P: Then I must be obese!
G: Now Brandon shows up with his country ass.
P: It’s battle of the accents!
G: Can we get subtitles?
P: They get points for creative use of exercise balls.
G: I might have to pull mine out of the mothballs and use it now!
P: Uh oh, Phenix Saint is showing up to lend a hand.
G: Phenix? Is this RuPaul’s Drag Race?
P: Phenix is on phire!
G: He is the cutest of the bunch.
Phenix burns on to spark up a three way in the next scene.
P: Mark Talon is bulky or chunky, not sure which.
G: Hunky.
P: Someone shot a little early.
G: The bottom looked a little disappointed for the premature ejaculator.
P: Reality porn is usually a good idea, but this video doesn’t know how to handle it.
G: They talk to the camera in an odd way, very amateurish.
P: Talking about the producers is a big no-no in reality TV.
G: Jersey Score was better.
P: This was more like Big Brother than The Real World.
G: Definitely for fans of frat boy films.
P: Duuuuude!
Pubert: Finger down the throat.
Groeper: Finger down the throat.
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