From Lucas Entertainment
Pubert: The weather in Chicago has been strangely warm.
Groeper: It has been a Heat Wave!
P: Looks like it might be a long hot summer.
G: This cover shows that less is more.
P: Let’s head to the gay beach after watching this.
Our two cover boys row onto shore with their canoes.
G: I hope all those dead trees provide some cover.
P: The beach looks pretty secluded.
G: They keep looking around to not get caught.
P: They’re reenacting the cover.
G: This just shows I need to work on my tan.
P: Even his penis looks tanned.
G: I wonder if he uses sunscreen on it?
P: The waves are crashing in between groans and moans.
G: Those look like butt implants to me.
P: They get points for creative use of a canoe.
G: With all that sand let’s hope it doesn’t get in his crack.
P: That cannot be comfortable. He’s riding him on top of a tree trunk.
G: Ouch! Talk about splinters…
Adam and Chip prepare to sail their ship.
P: Anchors aweigh!
G: They kiss more than they navigate the boat.
P: Someone better call the Coast Guard.
G: Don’t they need a license to fish with a hook that big?
P: They have their Top Gun shades on.
G: I would call Killian a maverick.
P: He just removed the sunglasses.
G: I think the lenses were getting in the way of the deep-throating.
P: The music is a little too electronic. They should play some romantic sailing music.
G: Maybe something with a xylophone? What do you want, “Kokomo?”
P: We have another uncomfortable position, fucking against a hull of a ship.
G: Adam was made to be a porn star.
Two plaid-short-wearing buddies take a stroll in the city.
G: This is so romantic. Straight and gay couples walking around together.
P: I don’t usually see too many straight couples stripping down to their thongs in the park though.
G: When you got it, flaunt it!
P: Well at least they had the common decency to go back to their apartment.
G: Uh oh, one’s a talker.
P: That dick in the mouth shut him up.
G: I think there is a chubby teenager inside him.
P: Maybe that is why he is so chatty.
G: He just said, “Come on you sexy beast!”
P: The chemistry between these two is not working.
G: The top is hot but not able to contain a bottom with issues.
Couple number four enjoys a little rendezvous on the outdoor patio.
P: When porn stars wear sunglasses it makes them look like porn stars.
G: They need protection from the hot sun.
P: Well they are sure not getting it from those Speedos.
G: Or is that underwear? Who can tell these days?
P: His arm tattoo says Beloved or Be Loved.
G: It must have personal meaning for him.
P: To me it means “not a virgin… . “
G: I hope that privacy fence keeps the neighbors from watching.
P: He just moaned, “It’s my turn.”
G: We got a versatile in the house!
P: Or out of the house, since they are outside.
G: Some swans just swam by. They got an eyeful.
P: The white swans are just floating there. What a bunch of nosy geese!
G: This movie could have been called Summer Has Cum Eaters.
P: It’s a good flick to stay indoors and watch.
G: Let’s hope this Chicago Heat Wave keeps up!
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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