From Alexander Pictures.
Pubert: My editor is going to Brazil so this is a tribute to his trip!
Groeper: I know you are green and yellow, Jell-O.
P: I have been there before. The clubs are fun and, of course, I would like to go back.
G: Let’s start watching and see how hung these countrymen are… .
Outdoor scenes full of Pride parade attendees on floats where crowds are waving at the camera.
P: I am sure they had no idea they were being filmed for a porn movie.
G: I am so ready for June and our Pride parade in Chicago.
P: There are going to be some changes this time with an earlier start.
G: I am sure that will just mean a longer day.
P: I am not sure about the slide show introducing our first two stars.
G: Renato and Caspar seem to be in a hotel somewhere watching the parade from their window.
P: They are wearing the gayest underwear.
G: Renato is hung like a horse.
P: And like a Brazilian… .
G: Check out the shaved banana.
P: The camera is at a worm’s-eye view.
G: A one-eye view from his crotch!
P: It’s like we are on our knees watching them.
G: I am sure that works for some fans’ fantasies.
P: Caspar has a pointy penis.
G: He could put out Renato’s eye with it!
P: Don’t they even want to sit down to fuck?
G: He’s banging him against a wall.
P: Renato has his hand behind his head like the song “I’m Sexy and I Know It.”
G: “I work outttt!”
P: They finally sat down in that comfortable plastic chair.
G: Now it’s Renato’s turn to get Harvey Wallbanged.
P: Turnabout is fair play.
G: They shot jizz on a chair seat cushion.
P: What is sexy about that?
G: I guess the easy cleanup after.
Manoel and Afonso are the next two buddies taking a break from the festivities in the hotel room.
P: I guess no subtitles are needed here.
G: We can just make up our own dialogue then.
P: “I’m tired from all the drinking in the streets.”
G: “Maybe my tongue will wake you up.”
P: Who is knocking on the door down the hallway?
G: No one is home, give up!
P: Oh my gawd that is so distracting.
G: Either answer it or go away.
P: He finally got the hint.
G: No he didn’t, he’s still banging on the door.
P: This is really weird. Why doesn’t someone yell, “Quiet on set!”?
G: Manoel only squirted a little, right on the tabletop.
P: Afonso was a bit better.
G: Isn’t he missing the L in his name?
P: It’s Brasil baby. You can spell it how you like it!
Horacio and Jaime whisper sweet Portuguese in each other’s ears.
G: They are having a long conversation without any subtitles to help the viewer out.
P: I took a Portuguese class but it wasn’t enough with this much slang.
G: What a loud kisser.
P: Brazilians do everything big!
G: Including Jaime’s jalapeño!!!
P: He likes Horacio’s tattoos.
G: Those aren’t tattoos on his back, it is more like graffiti.
P: He got tagged!
G: They must be in the same building with all the door knocking again.
P: “Knock knock knocking on heaven’s door.”
G: I can’t believe this on a professional video.
G: This does not make me want to travel to Brazil.
P: And Gay Pride can’t be all that if everyone stays inside in hotel rooms.
G: Hopefully our editor’s trip is better than this.
P: Brazil or bust, buddy.
G: I went bananas for a few of those boys.
P: Although it was fun to penis watch, it’s also about how the tool is used!
Pubert: Finger down the throat.
Groeper: Finger down the throat.
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