From Jet Set Men.

Pubert: Who says porn can’t educate people?

Groeper: This is a how-to guide to help out the community.

P: These are things we need to know to survive out there in the real world.

G: I am hoping to get some real tips as we review this one.

P: Do you think the cover boy is straight?

G: Straight to bed maybe …

Adam Campbell intros the film saying he’s a straight sophomore with five easy tips for fucking a straight guy.

#1 Appeal to his ego

P: This is like a public service video.

G: With an edge to it…

P: We have a gym situation here.

G: He asked him how big his arms measure.

P: 22 inches? That is bigger than the contestants at The Glenwood this past weekend for the guns contest.

G: That guy is big and bulky.

P: The interaction between these two is very awkward.

G: It didn’t take much to get in the straight dude’s drawers.

P: Possible because he wasn’t wearing any.

G: We could take a poll to see how many straight men don’t wear underwear.

P: You should hit Wrigleyville and find out; just say you are on assignment.

G: It’ s a dirty job but someone has to do it.

P: If Adam is going to turn more straight guys then he needs to get better at sucking dick.

G: Is the floor dirty? He’s leaving his tennis shoes on!

P: For a hundred percent straight he sure bottoms easy over a bench.

G: Campbell made up for the bad oral skills and shot straight to the top with jizz.

#2 Tell him that nobody will find out

P: Looks like two twinks are playing on their individual computer keyboards.

G: One got too turned on thinking about his girlfriend.

P: Hey, what’s a buddy for except to give a blowjob?

G: That blonde Bieber hair has to go.

P: It plays into the surfer look.

G: These guys could pass for straight.

P: Look at his toes curl though!

G: He has a shamrock tattoo. Maybe it helps him get lucky.

#3 Apply beer and lots of it

P: Three buds are drinking beer and playing cards.

G: Do you hear them gay bashing?

P: I bet they learn a lesson by the end.

G: I have never heard of the game “gay chicken” before.

P: They say “closer” moving closer to touching or sucking cocks.

G: Someone got a little too close.

P: Let the real games begin!

G: These men have amazing bodies.

P: They are switching positions all over that couch.

#4 Confuse him with scientific facts

G: “Retaining semen can cause blindness?”

P: Is that in the Bible?

G: This is really confusing but it leads to some head in the bed.

#5 Well, that’s a surprise…

P: We don’t want to spoil it for the readers.

G: Here’s a hint. It only works if they try steps one through four.

P: I wonder what is the fascination with conquering a straight male?

G: Lots of people like the challenge.

P: It leads to a trail of broken hearts.

G: I guess the game makes it worth it.

P: The music and sets were both spot-on.

G: There were a few too many twinks in this flick for me.

P: I hope this instructional video helps out the minions.

G: For me I think I need more than five steps!

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Groeper: Finger down the throat.

5 Easy Ways is available on Blu-ray today. To purchase this movie and more, just visit www.jetsetmen.com.