From Treasure Island Media
Pubert: Treasure Island is the hot topic these days, this week featured on The Huffington Post.
Groeper: These covers are getting harder to censor.
P: This one might have to just be cut in half!
G: No summer vacation for our editor.
A Park & Ride sign points to a detour off the side of the road where Brad McGuire picks up a friend.
P: Well, that’s handy. Just open the back hatch and throw down a blanket for action.
G: That’s your old buddy Brad, right?
P: Yup, I have been wondering what he has been up to since leaving Chicago.
G: I guess San Francisco has been treating him well!
P: Outdoor sex is perfect for the summer.
G: Your buddy Brad sure is bossy.
P: That bottom just doesn’t know what to do.
G: This reminds me to not forget my jock when I go camping.
P: You never know when you will get banged in a trunk.
G: Brad has a Treasure Island tattoo.
P: Now that is what I call branding!
G: Yeah, they branded Brad’s bod.
P: This column is dedicated to the letter B.
G: Is this Sesame Street?
P: I don’t know what street they are on but it looks like the middle of nowhere.
G: Brad is very verbal.
P: It’s good to see him again, even if it’s only on TV!
Next scene has regular star Christian in a chain-linked platform.
G: He’s hoisted up like a piñata.
P: And everyone is taking a swing at him with their bat.
G: They could have finished the room first. There’s no ceiling and missing walls.
P: Also, a strange painting on the wall.
G: I’m sure it’s covering up something.
P: Isn’t he kind of twinkish to be a top?
G: Twinks can top too!
Back to the outdoors for scene three with Caedon Chase from scene one.
G: Fucked up against a tree trunk.
P: That’s never comfortable but always fun.
G: Along comes a spider, I mean a white guy in a T-shirt.
P: Little Miss Chase is sitting on a tuffet.
G: I think this is where the Ride is coming in from our title.
P: I love he has a smoke afterwards.
G: I hope he doesn’t start a forest fire.
P: Call Woodsy Owl.
G: He already had Smokey the Bear in his ass.
Brad is back for more in an open air three-way.
P: I think they are on someone’s driveway now.
G: No it’s the gravel around their pool.
P: Nice decorations with the planters and all.
G: They keep talking about a sloppy hole. Do you like a tight or a sloppy one?
P: No comment.
G: It’s double penetration time!
Then we head downstairs to the electrical room with Caedon and Colin.
G: Caedon is used once again.
P: Funny you say “used.”
G: He is going beyond the call of duty in this flick.
P: The top is using his tank top to choke poor Caedon.
G: Someone just got bounced against a boiler.
Antonio Biaggi is cruising in his limo around town eventually picks up Logan Stevens.
G: What a stud.
P: I met Antonio at IML one year. He’s smaller in real life.
G: I thought his penis was huge.
P: I meant his height, silly.
G: I love the snap-open shirt. It’s very Magic Mike!
P: Good variety of scenes, just not of actors.
G: But the cast is big enough to make up for it.
P: I feel like we traveled all over with this one. One moment we are inside, then outside, then riding in a limo.
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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