Greece My Hole from Lucas Entertainment
Starring Adam Killian and Rafael Carreras
Pubert: This might be the best title for a flick this year.
Groeper: Hot Greeks, this is making me hungry for a gyro.
P: I just met a Greek stud at The Hamburger Joint the other night.
G: I hope he showed you his meat. Greece is the word!
Mark Sessions is being interviewed by Rafael Carreras for a new adult film.
P: Is Rafael the Barbara Walters of porn now?
G: Well, he does have a lot of experience.
P: I think Carreras even looks better now that he’s older.
G: He just told Mark that he is so young, only being 24.
P: Rafael has nothing to be jealous of. Sessions will be lucky if he ages that well.
G: There is a lot of chit chat here.
P: He asked for a kiss then Mark moves in with his tongue out like a dog.
G: I would say that is too much tongue.
P: The cameraman is shooting from a strange angle.
G: Carreras has a long penis on the thin side.
P: The easier to slurp you up, my dear.
G: Rafael is working Mark’s hole with some lube.
P: He’s Greecing a hole, get it?
G: He hopped up on that window frame like a cat.
P: I guess it goes into the next room.
G: They are shooting from the other side of it now.
P: That is H.O.T!
G: He’s doing a sideways fuck.
P: And it’s almost backwards.
G: It was a slurpy, sweaty finish.
Vito Gallo and Trenton Ducati are being interviewed by Adam Killian in the next scene.
P: When did they start talking about bulls’ balls?
G: Because Trenton is mentioning growing up in New Mexico and going to rodeos.
P: Adam leaves the room to give them some privacy.
G: This time Vito is using no Greece on his hole.
P: He’s getting a spit shine instead.
G: It’s flip fuck time. There are some versatile bottoms in the house!
Adam is playing interviewer again, now with Edji Da Silva and Tony Axel.
P: They only speak French so it’s all in subtitles.
G: Killian has no idea what they are saying but he’s nodding his head.
P: They are trying to be all deep with this interview. He just asked what his favorite book is.
G: Cut to the chase and fast forward.
P: Edji is really good looking.
G: It is nice to cool off in that pool after all the sex work.
P: There’s a shark in the water; he just dunked him.
London boy Miles Racer is now interrogated by Adrian Long.
G: Adrian has a really irritating voice.
P: Miles just called himself a power bottom.
G: With a last name like Racer he must be a speed demon.
P: What is with this video and having sex in windowsillls?
G: [sings] “Cum into my window!”
Adam Killian finally gets some action with Jessy Ares.
G: The interviewer is having them draw a picture of their fantasy.
P: What is this, Win, Lose or Draw?
G: More like Pictionary.
P: He just asked Killian what he is scared of.
G: Spiders and sharks? This ruins my image of him.
P: Ares said “growing old.”
G: Spoken like a true porn star!
P: When asked who would he be for one day, Killian said, “Obama!”
G: Politics and porn, who could ask for more?
P: At times the lighting is very dark.
G: Also, some of the angles are a bit unusual.
P: Rent it since it’s more of an audition video before the main event.
G: I could Greece up a few holes after watching this flick!
Pubert: Finger down the throat.
Groeper: Thumbs up the Greeced butt.
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