Mountain Tops, Pt. 1, from Falcon Studios. Starring James Ryder and Levi Madison
Jerry Nunn: Let’s forget this cold weather and go hiking!
Diablo: I like the old school cover, very retro.
JN: Reads, “Directed by Bruno Bond.” This should be good.
D: I think this cover shows just enough on both sides.
In a wooded glen Danny Palick and Jackson Taylor quickly disrobe.
JN: No dialogue between these two.
D: This one cuts right to the chase.
JN: I think they were attempting to pitch a tent when his tent got pitched!
D: These boys are leaving their socks and boots on.
JN: Jackson is such a twink and that double-pierced ear is not helping the butch factor.
D: Do you see his hole twitching?
JN: It doesn’t take Danny long to fill it with his log.
D: He’s hammering him like a jackrabbit.
JN: Just throw down a tarp and get to business.
D: I hope they packed their insect repellent.
JN: Yeah, they could get bitten in every crack and crevice.
D: There is no music, just lots of groans.
JN: You can have sex on a tarp, you can have sex on a tree, you can have sex on a flannel, just don’t get bit by a bee.
D: You sound like Dr. Seuss.
Brad Foxx and Levi Madison lip lock on a tree out in the forrest.
JN: Into the woods to Grandmother’s house.
D: I didn’t know you were a Sondheim queen.
JN: Who doesn’t love the musical Into the Woods?
D: Levi looks so angry at Brad when he’s fucking him.
JN: That big boil on Brad’s butt is distracting me.
It’s camp shower time in the next scene as James Ryder rinses off.
D: My, he has some nice tattoos.
JN: And a nice pee pee dangling there.
D: He doesn’t even notice that Drake Wild is spying on him.
JN: Wild forgot to wear underwear under his shorts.
D: Who goes up to a total stranger showering outdoors and starts kissing them without even an intro?
JN: It could happen in real life. Ever been to a bathhouse before?
D: A few times…
JN: Wild is all wet now.
D: They just found a storage chest to fuck on top of.
JN: That was convenient.
D: Even though there was no talking the acting seemed natural.
Tate Ryder and Sebastian Rossi carry their cooler into a secluded area.
JN: His name is Taint Ryder?
D: No Tate Ryder!
JN: Where do they come up with these porn names?
D: There is a game where it’s your first pet’s name and the street where you were born.
JN: I thought that was how you come with your drag queen name.
D: Who knows these days?
JN: Look at those cut-offs and ripped jeans.
D: Since there’s a bench let’s just throw down a sleeping bag and sixty-nine!
JN: This scene is definitely the hottest so far. Check out the new position. It’s the backwards cowboy sideways ride.
D: I think it’s called the bridge position.
JN: You say tomato.
D: Once again they keep their mountain boots on during sex.
JN: When does Mountain Bottoms come out?
D: I think they are going to make a sequel to this, seeing that it’s called Part 1.
JN: This one could use a few improvements.
D: Like dialogue and storyline?
JN: That would be a start.
Final Judgment:
Jerry Nunn: Crucifix down.
Diablo: Pitch fork down.
Nunn’s Rule: Pack insect repellent if you plan on having sex in the woods.
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