By Kristen Bjorn. Directed by Strongboli
Jerry Nunn: You know I love me some Bjorn!
Diablo: I know you do. This is called Manly Seduction as opposed to Womanly Seduction.
JN: That would be the lesbian version.
D: The cover boy has a big gun tucked in his jeans. I bet it’s loaded.
Two men cruise each other outdoors.
JN: A porn flick that begins with a bible verse? This movie is really kissing up to the Nunn!
D: Is that a hard-on in his spandex or is he just happy to see him?
JN: That’s leaving nothing to the imagination.
D: They just dropped trou out in the yard.
JN: Then they strip completely naked inside.
D: He just spit on his dick and made the other one suck it.
JN: The Raphael tattoo on his side is very original. I’ve never seen one like it.
D: Big block letters. Maybe it was his ex since his name is Nicholas.
JN: Nicholas Taxman, just in time for taxes.
D: I wouldn’t mind being audited by him.
JN: Now the other one is spitting but has bad aim.
D: He keeps missing his penis.
JN: Sometimes he can’t rustle up enough spit either.
D: Can they get a glass of water on set?
JN: The groans are dubbed in.
D: That definitely takes away from the hotness factor.
JN: More religious references with a Jesus and Mary tattoo on his chest.
An insurance agent makes a house call where the owners open the gate in the nude.
D: Talk about cutting to the chase.
JN: I bet they get a good rate.
D: The scene just switched to a bubble bath scene with one of the owners.
JN: His chest might be the most perfect one I have ever seen.
D: His penis must be soapy.
JN: I hope they rinsed it off before the blowjob.
D: More spitting again during fellatio.
JN: Seems like they could find a more comfortable place than a bathroom to get it on.
Next scene is a quickie on a dining room table.
D: Don’t you think something other than on top of a white tablecloth would be more efficient for anal sex?
JN: The bottom must be a waiter like me to have varicose veins on his feet!
D: It could be from all the tabletop fucking.
JN: Now we get a flip-flop on the tabletop as the bottom becomes a top.
The three amigos from the earlier bathroom scene return to have a three way.
D: That is some bright European orange furniture.
JN: Hopefully that couch is easy to clean.
D: The three come back again for some leather fun later in this video.
JN: You normally don’t see lots of leather fetish with Bjorn.
D: He is into nipple play and jocks for this movie.
JN: The bottom boy can self suck.
D: That’s how he got the job.
JN: Why would he even need a three-way if he can take care of himself?
D: His ass is as red as fire.
JN: The last scene has past performers making it a four-way.
D: This production uses the same actors in different scenarios.
JN: The dialogue seems strange and unnecessary.
D: I couldn’t really figure out the meaning of the ending.
JN: Well, we will just leave it up to the viewer then.
D: This is not my favorite Bjorn film but it has its Manly moments!
Jerry Nunn: Crucifix up.
Diablo: Pitchfork down.
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