by Bearfilms.com Starring Nate Pierce, Don James, and Budd Lawson
Jerry Nunn: It’s my favorite time of the year and we are celebrating IML all month long with reviews.
Diablo: May flowers bring bottom plowers!
JN: Let’s kick things off with a bear video.
D: We have some smoking ones on the cover, and I mean hairy men actually smoking cigars.
Nate Pierce is sitting on his leather bench, then calls over Ender Voltair.
JN: He just barked at him to suck his dick.
D: Imagine that, a bear that barks.
JN: Yeah, isn’t he supposed to growl?
D: The bottom boy shouldn’t talk with his mouth full.
JN: I can’t understand him with a penis in his mouth.
D: Ender is cute but what kind of name is that?
JN: It’s not the catchiest porn star name I have ever heard.
D: He’s literally puffing that cigar into Ender’s hole.
JN: I’ve heard of having someone blow smoke up your ass but this is ridiculous!
D: It gives it a whole new meaning.
JN: That metal dildo cannot be comfortable.
D: I don’t think he used lube putting it up his partner’s ass.
JN: He doesn’t seem to be complaining.
D: It’s actually a vibrator and Nate seems to be having trouble turning it on with his leather gloves on.
JN: It’s a slippery little sucker.
D: He replaced it with a cigar up his bunghole.
JN: Is that against health code?
Beefy Bryce has a solo scene in a swimming pool, then Boswell Bear and Budd Lawson smoke cigars on a patio as Bud Stiffy walks in the gate.
JN: Did Bud just break into their backyard?
D: I have a feeling they are going to break into his, ba-dum ching!
JN: Call me a judgy Nunn but I can’t get past Budd’s stretch marks.
D: Boswell has a cottage cheese butt.
JN: Stiffy ain’t too shabby in the looks department.
D: He’s a bottom bear now.
JN: This is the story of the three bears…
Cajun Bear relaxes on a floaty in the pool while Wayne Daniels swims up next to him.
D: Well, isn’t this just the life? They can eat whatever they want and just lounge in the sun.
JN: I’m feeling a lot better about gaining weight over the winter after watching this video.
D: You are so judgmental.
JN: I came out of the womb that way. I told my mom to close her legs right after I popped out!
D: Cajun has a thick tool. I wonder if he has a Cajun accent to go with the name?
JN: He has a Bear Pride flag towel on his patio chair.
D: He’s burning his nipple with the cigar.
JN: Now the other one is heating up his balls with it!
D: The scars are not going to be such a turn on later.
JN: This fetish could go horribly wrong.
Don James enjoys his hotel balcony and signals for DJ to come join him upstairs in his room.
JN: After they finish the cameraman talks to the stars.
D: We learn that this was shot at Myrtle Beach.
JN: Always good to get to know the porn stars a bit.
D: It kind of ruins the mystery for me though.
JN: I’ve gotten to be friends with a few of them and it does tend to kill the mood when watching them after.
D: I will just admire them from afar at the International Mr. Leather convention this year.
Nunn’s Golden Rule:
Have fun with cigars but don’t start a fire you can’t put out.
Final Judgement
Jerry Nunn: Crucifix up.
Diablo: Pitchfork down.
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