Pubert from the North side enlists Lemony Lickit from the South side to get opinions that aren’t so black and white. P and L won’t leave you on the down low, and will get you out the house to rent the video!
Judging a Porn By Its Cover
Lemony: The cover makes it look like we are there. Leather couch, lots of leather.
Pubert: 2 discs, lots to keep you busy with this video. The cover guy, Huessein, sent me his music CD. Very Arabic sounding.
Scene I: Cock Fight
P: This is like Fight Club. Look at the Russian tattoo. I’m no girlie man!
L: And that fancy footwork. There’s not a lot of dialogue.
P: They’re taking turns on the punching bag.
L: The room is too dark.
P: Frenchie is getting French kissed.
L: Blowjobs are too long these days.
P: In real life they don’t last longer than ten minutes on a good day!
L: His hole is big. Open for business.
P: Are they having sex on top of the punching bag?
L: Wow, he is an Energizer bunny.
Scene II: Huessein
P: Nice drums in the background. Raging Stallion always has good music. Maybe it is from Hussein’s CD.
L: Huessein is too hairy.
P: Are you kidding? This is him trimmed!
L: He is short at 4’9. He’s almost a hobbit.
P: Huesein drops the weights and starts lifting another dumbbell.
L: Yeah, shake that laffy taffy! Look at that butt.
P: I don’t have much of a butt, so I am jealous. Well, not of the hair on the ass.
L: He looks like a werewolf.
P: Before he changed all the way…
L: He uses spit as lube to jack off. That is painful, use lube, Huessein!
Scene III: Love Seat
P: Their jeans are going to stick on the leather couch, ouch!
L: He has an apple bottom in those jeans.
P: They look like regular men. I like that.
L: What kind of cockring is that? It looks like a steering wheel cover.
P: Is that a dog barking in the background?
L: That is my favorite position. What is that called?
P: Missionary. Maybe watching porn with me will give you some new ideas to try.
Scene IV: French Kiss
P: Big surprise, he gets a European kiss.
L: That one guy has a small mouth.
P: Yeah, not much to French.
L: He has a pale penis.
P: Look! A tire fell over the set. Part of the whole back room feel to this movie.
L: There is a whole other disc to watch. I want to see Jay Black.
P: I have had enough leather for one month. I am ready for IML to be over for another year!
L: Hot guys in the video but no story.
P: The production is top notch. This is only for leather lovers. With a cover like this, viewers know what they are in for with Manifesto.
Lemony: Thumbs down the throat
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt
To order Manifesto, go to www.ragingstallion.com
Stay tuned next week, while we take a break from leather porn to review lesbian porn.
Any hot IML stories? E-mail Pubert@windycitytimes.com