Groeper: Very festive.

Pubert: This video could be one of Pubert’s Favorite Things! A two disc limited edition.

G: This is from 2006?

P: Well, it’s a new one for this year that was filmed last Christmas. They just sent it to me recently.

Young guys are sitting around drinking in holiday clothes and masturbating to porn.

P: Very amateur. They’re watching straight porn.

G: They’re in a chat room online.

P: Talk about multi-tasking.

G: Santa just dropped in with presents.

P: The twink is sitting in his lap and his thong popped off.

G: Did he come down the chimney?

P: This video is definitely one of a kind.

G: That one is dressed like an elf.

P: Did he just pour beer on his dick?

G: The camera guy keeps singing carols.

P: The one guy is cute. But those Chippendale cuffs have to go!

G: Someone is banging out bad tunes on a piano.

P: This is not my style at all. The guy almost dropped the camera!

G: He just said, ‘I want to see the North Pole.’

P: I see a few of them!

G: The bottom is coughing up a lung.

P: The top couldn’t get it hard so another guy had to try. That’s pathetic.

G: He’s getting a present under the tree.

P: Guess he was a good boy this year.

G: This is filmed in some dirty old man’s house.

P: I think the dirty old man is behind the camera!

G: The guys seem a little bored for an orgy.

P: He’s using a red butt plug on him… very X-mas.

G: Toys for everyone!

P: He has bows on his nipples.

G: I hear a digital camera taking their pics. All about the marketing…

P: He just came on his elf hat while he rang his jingle bell.

G: Seems like a twisted Christmas to me.

P: People are watching this scene through a webcam.

G: He just said 300 people are watching. This is nuts.

P: ‘Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!’

G: One guy just packed up his Christmas present and left.

P: I guess he got what he came for.

G: The piano man is giving everyone blowjobs.

P: The gift that keeps on giving.

G: This video has a certain style to it.

P: I think they are all about the webcam parties. They are making a new one for 2007.

G: I bet you can hardly wait for the video release of it next year.

P: I sure hope 2008 goes fast! LOL

Pubert: Candy cane down the throat.

Groeper: Thumbs down the throat.

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