But you’ll be happy I did when you see the next two issues.
Pick up next week’s year-end special. Take a look back at a year that gave us Britney gettin’ medieval with an umbrella, nuns licking everything in sight and more sweaty stripper crotch than you can shake a stick at! Of course, I’ve never observed you shaking a stick and I don’t mean to downplay your shaking prowess, but the numbers are on my side.
The next week, or should I say the next year, meet the new sucked-and-tucked Nightspots. The ol’ girl is going in for a quick lube job. We’re still tightening a few bolts and… um… reconditioning the carburetor (OK, enough with the automotive ananlogy). Get ready for Nightspots ’08. You’ll simply never stop orgasming. Or my name ain’t…
kirk@windycitytimes.comPictured: 1 Yay, nipples! Erik West and I at Scarlet. pix by Bill 2 Cary (right)and friend at InnExile. pix by Kirk 3 Chad, John and Paul at Crew. pix by Kirk