by Falcon Video

Pubert: Is this like the movie Hustle and Flow?

Groeper: Johnny Castle? Hmm, lots of internet buzz on him.

P: Seems a little plastic.

Two male prostitutes discuss hustling on a local street corner.

P: He’s rubbing himself.

G: For his client.

P: Too trimmed. Maybe it’s the HD on your TV.

G: I see his pores. Now everyone is going to want HD with their porn.

P: This could change the industry! Okay, the movie is dragging on.

G: No matter how pretty you are, it’s just not interesting to watch.

P: Next! Hit fast forward.

G: Yeah, not a good opening scene. The cover model should at least have sex.

Second prostitute finds a date and gets a blowjob in an alley.

P: He’s got a giant head on his penis.

G: His tongue piercing is so sexy.

P: You think so? I was just talking about how I think they are passé.

G: I even like the piercing over the eyebrow.

P: There’s an orange ball on the end of it. No thanks.

G: The garbage can thrown to the side makes a nice prop.

P: The top guy has a normal body, a little bit of a belly but not bad.

G: He has an unfortunate birthmark on his ass. Looks like shit.

P: Is that a George Bush tattoo?

G: Maybe it’s Clinton.

P: It’s like Mount Rushmore on his leg.

G: Know the secret to talking dirty in porn?

P: No, tell me.

G: Just repeat everything back that you are doing at the time. ‘Fuck me harder!’ ‘ Yeah, take that dick!’

P: You are so right. Good tip for the up-and-coming John Holmes.

The two prostitutes reconvene and notice a new hustler. He is ‘giving it away for free’ and this stirs up trouble. Next, we follow him to the bathroom where he meets a stranger.

G: Holy Larry Craig!

P: He just wiggled his hand under the stall. I guess that is sign language for ‘let’s get it on.’

G: He’s hung like a horse.

P: The water fountain in the bathroom makes something good to lean on.

G: Leave your socks on, guy. The floor is dirty.

P: He just screamed like a girl!

G: Well, you would too if you had someone as big as Chad Hunt in you!

P: Look at him go.

G: He always puts his hands behind his head and thrusts.

P: What is this, the porn star workout video? Here’s how I do jumping jacks!

G: Big watery cum finish.

Two men meet at a cruisy spot.

P: Cute couple.

G: He’s gonna get razor burn on his ass.

P: Sweating a lot there.

G: He’s wearing mascara, all right.

P: Good cumshots in this scene.

Two muscle guys finish this video with a booty call to each other.

G: Stop with the steroids!

P: He’s just too chiseled for me.

G: OMG, he just rubbed cum in his eye.

P: And on the sofa, too.

G: No group sex in this video, just so people know.

P: Skip the first and last scene.

G: Although there are some very good cumshots in store for the viewer.

Pubert: Thumbs marginally up the butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.

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