Starring Adam Rush and George Kovar
Pubert: Our
summer adventure
in porn
continues!
Groeper: I
can’t believe
Pride is coming
up.
P: Stay tuned
for next week’s
Pride issue
featuring an
interview with
Damien Crosse
and a review
of one of his
flicks.
Three men in army fatigues hike in the forest
and assemble a tent. Three others are out for
a walk. When one stops to pee he bumps into
two of the military men away from their camp.
P: Well, they didn’t spend the budget on the
pup tent …
G: … or on the subtitles.
P: Who needs subtitles? All I am hearing now
is ‘oh yeah.’
G: That’s international for a good time.
P: This is already an appropriate title for the
film. These three gents are having a Summer
Encounter.
G: I need to get out of the house more.
P: Finally summer has arrived in Chi-town!
G: He’s giving the military dudes a double
blowjob.
P: So his other friends left him in the woods?
Not cool …
G: I bet they’re busy somewhere else. Dum
dum dum, plot twist.
P: Those camouflage pants look too new to
be official.
G: They are just getting down and dirty now,
Dawg.
P: He has the ’80s-mixed-with-a-fauxhawkeuro
look.
G: Watch out, he’s a spitter.
P: And a nipple pincher. It’s the pisser’s turn
to get blown.
G: Wait a second. There’s no water in the
forest to wash his dick in after peeing.
P: That’s a good point. Hygiene is everything,
right?
G: Absolutely.
P: Mr. New Pants is cute.
G: Yeah, a fresh face.
P: Now they are going to fuck ’80s on a rock.
Ouch, he landed hard!
G: Here we go with the backwards cowboy.
P: That’s my favorite to watch.
G: He’s grinding his ass into that rock. Rock
of Love without Bret Michaels?
P: Every rock has its thorn.
Our two lost boys wander into the camp of the
Army men.
P: He’s still trying to put that tent together.
G: And they are lost looking at a map. Too
funny.
P: They must have taken a wrong turn at the
Rock of Love.
G: They’ll be getting their own McLovin’ at
Camp Army Surplus.
P: It took them no time at all to make friends
with the militia.
G: Don’t ask, I will never tell.
P: It’s just a drill.
G: I know, really. Are these guys just
practicing for boot camp or what?
P: Who knows and who cares.
G: Is that some dog shit on the grass there?
P: Gross, what a turn off.
Two more buds in military gear meet a biker
by the side of the road.
P: This video is full of three ways.
G: That’s what summer is all about, baby!
P: The director must have an army green
fetish.
G: He is about to rip the camouflage off of
him.
P: Those slide belts aren’t so convenient.
G: Yeah, those remind me of the Boy Scouts.
P: A soft blanket on the ground makes for a
good place for a bang.
G: That’s a hot position with tennis shoes up
in the air.
P: Thar he blows with a gusher.
G: They all walk off into the sunset; it’s the
perfect ending for a perfect summer flick.
P: How does the song go? ‘Summer
Encounters, had me a blast… ‘
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
To find your own Summer Encounter go to
www.Titanmen.com.
For past summer articles swim over to www.
windycitytimes.com and type ‘pubert.’