Pubert: Pubert picked political porn this week!

Groeper: This is a touchy topic and we lost again.

P: This policy seems so ancient.

G: Like Little House on the Prairie times. Didn’t you just interview those girls?

P: Yes, Nellie was a hoot!

G: D.O. looks like the werewolf in HBO’s True Blood.

P: That’s a good thing and a free bonus movie mentioned on the back cover is another!

Tommy Defendi enters a tent to take a break from the military life.

G: Hey, that’s your buddy Tommy.

P: Yeah, he is really sweet in person.

G: That’s a Playboy Magazine that he is looking through while he beats his meat.

P: The page is open to a picture of a horse. He never told me about that fetish before.

G: What is horse lovin’ called?

P: Illegal!

G: I like Tommy’s scruffy look.

P: Maybe it’s a disguise. Okay, he’s masturbating to girls now.

G: That magazine issue is so old. Is this flick set in the sixties?

P: Another guy just walked in and it is no big shock to catch Tommy in the act.

G: Oh, I guess it happens every day in the trenches.

P: A quick reacharound for a buddy; just don’t tell anyone.

G: The finger sucking is turning me on.

P: It’s probably part of his army chores.

G: Definitely part of his civil duty. This blowjob has all the right angles.

P: My poor Tommy just choked on it.

G: He has to suffer for his art.

P: I know, people think it is all fun and games.

G: Uh-oh, he’s warming up Rusty’s hole.

P: It seems like it would hurt the way his penis bent back over the tarp.

G: Is that a lip tattoo on his stomach?

P: There are a couple. The problem is that it’s a woman’s lipstick image.

A young private takes a leak outside while his sergeant approaches.

P: Why is he peeing in a pipe?

G: That must be the latrine.

P: So what if he has to do a number two?

G: That’s when they practice their aim.

P: Gross!

G: The sergeant is named Girth… and with good reason!

P: Somehow Jake is taking it all.

G: These guys are hairy, which fits the scene.

P: No time to shave when you rise at the crack of dawn.

G: Speaking of cracks, he just ripped off underwear and is becoming a drill sergeant!

One newbie is having his head shaved by his mate.

G: It is tattoo city with these boys.

P: This leads to a discussion about their inspiration and some groping.

G: Chris and Kennedy make a good match.

P: Yes, very believable, right down to their army skivvies.

G: Listen to the jingle jangle of the dogtag.

P: Someone just got a facial away at camp!

G: If they do manicures then I am out of here.

D.O. and Angelo smoke it up outside.

G: Did he just shotgun him with the smoke?

P: Yes, and it leads to a kiss.

G: This is D.O.’s first film with Raging Stallion.

P: Where did they find him? That body is perfect.

G: D.O. must stand for Damn Orgasmic!

P: I wish my scruff looked that good.

G: I think he might have it professionally trimmed.

P: He reminds me of that actor off Days of Our Lives that I used to crush on in high school.

G: While not as long and heavy on the plot as their masterpiece Grunts, this piece really pops.

P: We have more watching to do. Don’t forget there is a bonus disc.

G: Don’t ask, just go ahead and make a sequel to this movie!

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.

Don’t walk just run to the store to pick this flick up or buy online at www.ragingstallion.com.