1. Gays and muscles: They seem to go together like … Dubya and idiocy. (OK, I’m getting off my soapbox.) Anyway, The Powerlifting Bears Club (hometown.aol.com/plbearclub) is geared toward gay lifters. Each athlete has a profile and most include pictures. There are also e-mail addresses so you can show your “support.” In addition, you can send in your own statistics, but be warned: wimps need not apply. Also, feel free to check out the Muscle Bears website (www.musclebears.com).

2. Have you ever sung one of your favorite songs at the top of your lungs—only to discover, to your utter embarrassment, that you’ve been crooning the wrong words? Well, you’re not alone. Kissthisguy.com, despite its suggestive title, is devoted to misheard lyrics. (The title comes from the misheard version of Jimi Hendrix’s “Kiss the.”) Some of the submissions are quite amusing—but “funky Coleman heater” instead of “funky cold medina”? C’mon …

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