1. By now, the long-delayed movie “The Fluffer” should be in theaters ñ and you will undoubtedly be hearing about the very hunky Scott Gurney, who plays porn star Johnny Rebel. If you want to see more pictures of this delicious thespian, log on to The Scott Gurney Picture Gallery (nealj_3.tripod.com/push/ppgurney.htm) and enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!

2. The 10% Productions site (www.10percent.com) has almost every possible gift that your partner, friend, or relative could want. You want a calendar filled with delightful men or women? Itís there. You want a “I Wanna Be Martha” apron (for whatever reason) ? Itís there. You want leather wrap cuffs? Theyíre there. (See ñ I told you just about everythingís thereÖ)

3. How does playing around in the snow with complete strangers ñ in Aspen ñ sound? I thought you would like it. Well, hop on over to the Gay Ski Week site (www.gayskiweek.com) and peruse the schedule (which is filled with dances galore and even a Kenneth Cole boutique party), find out how to secure event passes, and view photos to see how wild it got last year. (BTW, the week is from January 20 ñ 27.)

Happy Holidays to all!

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