Gay TV

The Russan teen lesbian duo t.A.T.u. are scheduled to perform their British No. 1 hit ‘All The Things She Said’ on The Tonight Show Tues, Feb. 25. Julia Volkova, 18, and Lena Katina, 17, profess to be a real couple, even though their music act is the product of a Lou Pearlman-like Svengali who writes all their material and who says he got the idea for t.A.T.u. by looking at Internet porno sites. Julia and Lena say they that they met and fell in love when they were both 11-year-old singers in a touring vocal group. At 15, they answered a casting call from child psychologist Dr. Ivan Shapovalov. The Euro media reports they both have boyfriends.

FANOGRAPHY: EMINEM

MTV, Monday, Feb. 24, 4 p.m. and 10:30 p.m.

GBR Shameless Self-Plug: The life of Eminem as told through the perspectives of seven Eminem fans, including ‘the gay anti-Eminem fan,’ comedian Gay Boy Ric. Ric talks about his Web site fuckeminem.com and Eminem’s homophobia, sings his MP3 ‘A Song For Eminem (You Don’t Want To Fuck With Gay Boy)’ and shares such gay Eminem-abilia as a copy of the British gay porno magazine EUROBOY, which features a gay Eminem lookalike. Repeats Tues at 9 a.m. & 2 p.m., Wed at 7:30 p. m.

WEDNESDAY, FEB. 19

DAWSON’S CREEK (WB, 7 p.m.) Only 8 episodes left! What will become of Jack (Kerr Smith) and boyfriend David (Greg Rikaart)?

THE WEST WING (NBC, 8 p.m.) Lily Tomlin, who has been nominated for a SAG Award for her role as President Bartlett’s secretary Debbie Federer, is scheduled to appear.

THURSDAY, FEB. 20

WILL & GRACE (NBC, 8 p.m) Will and Jack’s transformation of Barry (Dan Futterman) is complete—but his coming-out party leaves Will with mixed emotions about his ‘creation.’

SUNDAY, FEB, 23

THE BAFTA AWARDS LIVE (BBC America, 3 p.m.) The British Academy Awards! Live and without commercials!

THE GRAMMY AWARDS: Joan Rivers on E! TV, 5 p.m. -7 p.m. The Awards, CBS, 7 p.m.

SANDRA BERNHARD ON DRAGNET (ABC, 9 p.m.) Sandra plays a tabloid journalist questioned in the murder of a beautiful actress.

IN THE LIFE: (PBS 11, 11 p/m.) ‘Out Front’ Inside The Advocate; Bayard Rustin; Bill Brochtrup (NYPD BLUE); poet Staceyann Chin.

MONDAY, FEB. 24

BOSTON PUBLIC (FOX, 7 p.m.) The battering of a gay teen prompts Guber to take a stand for tolerance — while AMERICAN IDOL loser Tamyra Gray makes her acting debut.

ROSIE ON JUDGING AMY (CBS, 9 p.m.) Rosie plays an outspoken juvenile court judge presiding over the trial of a foster child … who killed Amy’s stalker!

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