1. Unofficial TATU Site (www.tatu.us/): Hmmm … let’s see … a site devoted to a Russian (quasi-)lesbian teen pop duo. What do you think you’ll find? Well, if you said some intimate girl-on-girl imagery, give yourself a gold tool belt.

That being said, there are more than pictures of Yulia and Elena here. You’ll find a gossip page (essentially, a chat room), background info (interestingly divided into facts and biographies) and a whole lot more.

2. The Madonna Inn: Tours (www.madonnainn.com/tour/index.asp): I came across this site and just had to report it. Although it’s NOT named after the Material Mom, the San Luis Obispo hotel is as variable as she is. The one thing you must do is tour the rooms here; there are 109 of them, each with a different theme. (The Caveman Room is probably the most trippy, but you may disagree.)

I’m at turn_it_up@hotmail.com.