1. NeighborHoodies(neighborhoodies.com/catalog/default.php): This site sells sweatshirts that will advertise your current (or favorite) neighborhood, but I wouldn’t get one that says ‘Gold Coast in the House!’

2. The Naked Cowboy (www.nakedcowboy.com/):Check out this guy (whom you’ve probably seen) in all his (almost-)nude glory. While his body is certainly drool-worthy, your enthusiasm may fade (or increase, for you who fantasize about straight guys) when you see his cowgirl, Mindy Ann.

3. Windy City Bondage Club(www.wcbc-chicago.org/): Let’s just say that,after reading the leather sex hanky code, I won’t be wearing a red handkerchief in either pocket.I’m at westelm406@yahoo.com.