Burlesque performances, fighting flowers, a bizarre baby-snatching, live music, nudity, cross-dressing, and a chorus boy fling are promised in Enter Alice, a rowdy new comedy by Jim Horner inspired by Alice in Wonderland. This time ’round, Alice is 60 years old and Wonderland is a strip joint. Curioser and curioser. Uma Productions fronts a huge cast—23, count ’em 23—for the world premiere of Enter Alice, which even has a lesbian angle. Take that, Lewis Carroll, you alleged closeted pedophile you! At the Chopin Theatre, 1543 W. Division, through Oct. 23; (773) 347-1375; $15.