2006 promises to be a year where the porn keeps cummin’, the stars keep talking and maybe we will throw a Lube n’ View near you! Thanks for reading.
Well 2005 has been a very productive year for me. I have gotten to meet pornstars, throw a ‘Lube n’ View’ porn party, and review some great films. I even got to meet an idol of mine (pictured here) that I can only hope to model myself after!
Here are my top 5 and my bottom 5 of 2005, along with my favorite lines:
Best of 2005:
Internet Sex by Mansize
Skuff 3 by Hothouse Video
Working Day by Mansize
with dicksel & pubert
8 Inches by Marcosudio
Passport to Paradise by Raging Stallion
Worst of 2005:
The Boardroom by All Worlds Video
Hot Cops 4 by Centaur Films
Köllide by Rascal Video
Prep School Punks by Vividman
Raw Ass Fuckers by SX Video
est Lines While Reviewing:
‘It looks like the Golden Girls’ house. Is Dorothy going to come out on the lanai?’
‘Why isn’t he hardening?’
‘Here come the veins again’ (to the tune of the Eurythmics)
‘Redhead, fast forward!’
‘ Oooh, he sounds like a Scooby Doo Monster!’
‘There are subtitles. I can’t jerk off and read at the same time!’
If you missed any of these reviews, check them out online. E-mail story, ideas, comments and suggestions to puberty@windycitytimes.com